Suture self.
We'd finally live in a classless society.
She rolled her eyes and sighed.
Winking in a water wonderland!
as I can no longer make hens meet!
"It's ajar."
My wife and I are signing our loan docs today with the title company.
Wife: "I don't get why you sign your name so fast but write the date so slow."
Me: "I guess ever since we got married I don't date as often as I used to."
Title Lady: "Booooooo."
She later acknowledged that she hadn't heard that one in 21 years of doing her job. I've never been so proud and ashamed at the same time.
Maybe they're short staffed.
Seal
EDIT: Both Mum and I groaned, but I told her I was incredibly proud of her.
We need to get to the shop, quickly! We're running out of thyme!
Why do sad ghosts get into the elevator?
It lifts their spirits!
“So, got any good mum jokes?”
Everything Moscow
"How does everything look?"
"Immaculate."
Turns out they were under staphed...
Had to sign a ton of papers. The lady that was running the closing hands me something about how I promise to put the water bill in my name and says "this is the water addendum"
I respond, "Really? looks like a paper addendum to me!"
No one laughed.
Closing the blinds when suddenly my dad said.
"The amount of effort you have to use is blinding."
He then chuckled and continued working.
Suture self.
