Breaking Puns

Add the element of surprise.

we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.

I guess you could say, bread baguette bread

Sting has been kidnapped....

The Police have no lead.

Amazon lobsters in Maine attempt to unionize, but wind up in hot water. In an interview, Jeff Bezos simply stated, “Pass the butter.”

600 dead, as bus returning from clown college topples off cliff.

"How do you know they were sad if they were wearing balaclavas?" I asked.

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Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

Fire chief says it’s pretty in tents

I would have broken more if they didn’t kick me out of the music store.

But it was over easy.

“It’s a little fit bunny.”

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti

Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture

She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:

Icy, what you did there.

That really swept the nation.

Hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.

Apparently the Arrrr rate has increased dramatically.

We will update you as the situation unfolds.

He still has the right to remain silent.

Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming susage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.

That is all.

(I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)

They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.

A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.

Thank you, next

Its going all around London

The police have been working tirelessly to catch him.

Man gets hit by a rental car.

Says, “It Hertz.”

I'm not sure why he was stairing.

They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment

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More on this story as it develops.

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He still has the right to remain silent.

The authorities are working tirelessly to catch him!

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