Breaking Up Puns

She mooooved on.

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Don’t worry though, we’ll bounce back from this!

Film at 11.

Is that they'll make sure they won't miss you

...Because Lisa Kudrow.”

Remains to be seen

But it was over easy.

Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture

I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer!

Thank you, next

I went outside and the signal improved.

So, today my girlfriend broke up with me. To keep it short, we were together for a few month and everything happened really fast. Bla bla bla, she said something about how she always felt comfortable around me but never could develop any strong love feelings for me.

She: "This week I was thinking a lot about us, our relationship and future and I took off my 'cheesy being-in-love-glasses' Me: Well, I know you're still wearing your contacts..." (she actually did)

So I got that going for me which was nice. But now I'm sad.

So he just yelled out, "What on Earth are you talking about?".

After my sister broke up with her boyfriend right after a weekend camping.

Sis: "Why would he break up with me?"

Me (under my breath, loud enough to be heard though): "I guess the relationship was too intense."

Smile and a fist bump from dad, as we were banned from the room.

Girlfriend: What?! Why?!

Calm down, I'm going into a tunnel, I'll call you back in a minute.

You have to drop the bomb on them twice.