What happened when Darth Vader destroyed Alderaan?
It was blown to sithereens!
An earthquake destroyed my neighbors house
Good thing It wasn't my "fault"
A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.
It was wonton destruction.
Destroyed
Bayern was too hungry, they 8-2 much.
A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.
He's been charged with wonton destruction.
Did you hear about the cow farm destroyed in the tornado?
The scene was udder annihilation.
I'd just finished building a beautiful house of cards when my wife walked in and destroyed it
I always wondered about the fight between Dio and Jotaro. Even though Dio had trained for months before facing him, Jotaro still destroyed him in the end
Ig he really didn't stand a chance
My chickens got really upset when their home was destroyed.
A tornado destroyed my cheese shop.
There’s nothing left but de brie.
A church recently sustained a lot of damage, and had to hire a contractor in order to replace all of it's bells which were destroyed. After completing the work, all of the contractors were promptly arrested.
They were charged with re-belling.
How fast did thors hammer get destroyed?
Just got destroyed by my 4yr old daughter.
This just happened... to me?.......
To set the scene,
My daughter was being nice and carrying her Nanas bowl and fork to the sink.
Dad: How many turds does it take to put a bowl and fork in the sink?
Daughter: One.
Daughter puts bowl in sink..
Dad: Haha! you were right it only took one!
Daughter: Yeah, cause you helped.
The Farmer's son destroyed his father's scarecrow.
And that was the final straw.
The airline destroyed my luggage
I wanted to sue them so I showed the damaged luggage to my lawyer.
He told me I didn't have much of a case.
When I lost Ruth in the grocery store, I destroyed nearly every aisle looking for her.
I was Ruthless in my pursuit.
If Baghdad got destroyed, that would be Baghsad.
I'm sorry, that was a Baghbad Baghdad joke.
A tornado destroyed a lettuce farm
I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.
My life had been uprooted.
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
So if ISIS gets destroyed, are we going to call it WASWAS?
After sharing a pun I saw here with my brother, he destroyed it faroese-ily. Thought y'all might enjoy the finnished result.
Two rivaling rappers, named Jim and Tom planned to meet up for a rap battle. Jim totally destroyed his rival.
Tom's fans didn't expect this kind of diss appointment.
A French nobleman's estate was destroyed during the French Revolution.
The results were château-strophic.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
Some guy destroyed my saltwater aquarium, so now we hang out all the time.
The enemy of my anemone is my friend.
TIL that the Bloods once owned then destroyed 9% of the Bitcoin market in 2014
Higher ranking members of the Bloods held 9% of the coins that had been mined up to 2014. They suddenly and abruptly destroyed the wallets that contained the bitcoins in late 2014.
It wasn’t discovered until 2017 when a former member spoke to the press when the prices spiked. When asked the reason for destroying the fortune he said “cause it’s a Crip-tocurrency”
I bought a vintage WWII watch that had the face destroyed in combat
What did Dad Beaver say to his son when the river destroyed the dam he just finished building?
I was bored yesterday, so I destroyed some clocks.
I just needed to kill some time.
Did you hear about the vandals who destroyed the news studio?
I don't know how you could've missed it; it was breaking news.
my copy of Richard Brautigan got destroyed
Now it's Richard Boughtagain
Destroyed my wife yesterday with this dad joke
Wife: "Look at my hands. They're getting wrinkles. I'm old. I bet my ovaries are just shriveling up as we speak."
Me: "I don't know, I think you're...ovary-acting."
Wife: [long pause and sigh] "I deserved that..."
The opera singer destroyed the champagne flutes that might have incriminated her, by singing til it shattered...
She was convicted of Timbre-ing with evidence
Great Grandfather just destroyed the table.
Grandfather (shouting loudly): Dad we are all about to sit outside in the garden. Where is best for you to sit?
Great Grandfather: On my bottom.
Collective groan from the family...i'm the only one laughing.
What did Genghis Kahn's mother tell him after he destroyed Xi Xia?
Just because you Genghis Khan, doesn't mean you Genghis Should.
Dad destroyed my sister tonight
Dad: did you also have the curry tonight?
Me: yeah it was great wasn't it?
Dad: yes it was very good
Sister: have you eaten mum?
Dad: no I haven't eaten mum I ate curry
I came home to see my 2 year old Tabby had destroyed my favorite couch.
All I could think was, "You've cat to be kitten me right meow."
I'm torn on how I feel about her... I wish I could retract what she did but there's no point getting clawed up in the negative emotions.
A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory.
All that was left was de Brie.
The earthquake completely destroyed the French cheese factory.
All that was left was de brie.
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