What happened when Darth Vader destroyed Alderaan?

It was blown to sithereens!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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An earthquake destroyed my neighbors house

Good thing It wasn't my "fault"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.

It was wonton destruction.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Destroyed

Bayern was too hungry, they 8-2 much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/how2crtaccount
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.

He's been charged with wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Did you hear about the cow farm destroyed in the tornado?

The scene was udder annihilation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nevets52
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I'd just finished building a beautiful house of cards when my wife walked in and destroyed it

It was a massive blow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soody765
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I always wondered about the fight between Dio and Jotaro. Even though Dio had trained for months before facing him, Jotaro still destroyed him in the end

Ig he really didn't stand a chance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverStoneX1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My chickens got really upset when their home was destroyed.

But they'll recoup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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A tornado destroyed my cheese shop.

There’s nothing left but de brie.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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A church recently sustained a lot of damage, and had to hire a contractor in order to replace all of it's bells which were destroyed. After completing the work, all of the contractors were promptly arrested.

They were charged with re-belling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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How fast did thors hammer get destroyed?

Hela fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarchmallowMax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Just got destroyed by my 4yr old daughter.

This just happened... to me?.......

To set the scene,

My daughter was being nice and carrying her Nanas bowl and fork to the sink.

Dad: How many turds does it take to put a bowl and fork in the sink?

Daughter: One.

Daughter puts bowl in sink..

Dad: Haha! you were right it only took one!

Daughter: Yeah, cause you helped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H4WK1RK
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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The Farmer's son destroyed his father's scarecrow.

And that was the final straw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vintage2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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The airline destroyed my luggage

I wanted to sue them so I showed the damaged luggage to my lawyer.

He told me I didn't have much of a case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aaroneus89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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When I lost Ruth in the grocery store, I destroyed nearly every aisle looking for her.

I was Ruthless in my pursuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poppatop
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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If Baghdad got destroyed, that would be Baghsad.

I'm sorry, that was a Baghbad Baghdad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy524
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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A tornado destroyed a lettuce farm

Nothing romained.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerkialo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.

My life had been uprooted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.

I said, "That's deep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerySmallEel
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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So if ISIS gets destroyed, are we going to call it WASWAS?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zombieman_12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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After sharing a pun I saw here with my brother, he destroyed it faroese-ily. Thought y'all might enjoy the finnished result.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pamplesmoosh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Two rivaling rappers, named Jim and Tom planned to meet up for a rap battle. Jim totally destroyed his rival.

Tom's fans didn't expect this kind of diss appointment.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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A French nobleman's estate was destroyed during the French Revolution.

The results were chΓ’teau-strophic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sonbulan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.

Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Some guy destroyed my saltwater aquarium, so now we hang out all the time.

The enemy of my anemone is my friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrabClawAngry
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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TIL that the Bloods once owned then destroyed 9% of the Bitcoin market in 2014

Higher ranking members of the Bloods held 9% of the coins that had been mined up to 2014. They suddenly and abruptly destroyed the wallets that contained the bitcoins in late 2014.

It wasn’t discovered until 2017 when a former member spoke to the press when the prices spiked. When asked the reason for destroying the fortune he said β€œcause it’s a Crip-tocurrency”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinetsu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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I bought a vintage WWII watch that had the face destroyed in combat

It’s timeless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbodogx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What did Dad Beaver say to his son when the river destroyed the dam he just finished building?

"Go dam it."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I was bored yesterday, so I destroyed some clocks.

I just needed to kill some time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2015
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Did you hear about the vandals who destroyed the news studio?

I don't know how you could've missed it; it was breaking news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthmonks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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my copy of Richard Brautigan got destroyed

Now it's Richard Boughtagain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlternatePsycho
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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Destroyed my wife yesterday with this dad joke

Wife: "Look at my hands. They're getting wrinkles. I'm old. I bet my ovaries are just shriveling up as we speak."

Me: "I don't know, I think you're...ovary-acting."

Wife: [long pause and sigh] "I deserved that..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zero44
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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The opera singer destroyed the champagne flutes that might have incriminated her, by singing til it shattered...

She was convicted of Timbre-ing with evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michael-freddy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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Great Grandfather just destroyed the table.

Grandfather (shouting loudly): Dad we are all about to sit outside in the garden. Where is best for you to sit? Great Grandfather: On my bottom.

Collective groan from the family...i'm the only one laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleverley1986
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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What did Genghis Kahn's mother tell him after he destroyed Xi Xia?

Just because you Genghis Khan, doesn't mean you Genghis Should.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pku31
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Dad destroyed my sister tonight

Dad: did you also have the curry tonight? Me: yeah it was great wasn't it? Dad: yes it was very good Sister: have you eaten mum? Dad: no I haven't eaten mum I ate curry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MMM_Agent
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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I came home to see my 2 year old Tabby had destroyed my favorite couch.

All I could think was, "You've cat to be kitten me right meow." I'm torn on how I feel about her... I wish I could retract what she did but there's no point getting clawed up in the negative emotions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chucos007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2013
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A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory.

All that was left was de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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The earthquake completely destroyed the French cheese factory.

All that was left was de brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alex_brodie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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