A meteorologist
It’s a wife or deaf situation
Credit for idea: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/l5550w/my_girlfriend_says_if_we_dont_get_married_soon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
It's a no-brainer!
He was pissed that he couldn’t log-in
It didn't end well.
I wanna crush 40 robots.
When I asked myself, “Why don’t we just use our DNA to make online purchases? It’ll be a new form of Crypto’s Currency!”
Are you a mass murderer?
"You mean The Lord Of The Rings?"
"Yes, that's the one I'm Tolkien about."
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback
Next time a man tells you to make him a sandwich, just say "Poof! You're a sandwich!"
Patriarchy can only be destroyed with dad jokes.
A Hacker.
It was agitating
Use a pair of Caesars
Dissingfectant
...are very con-CERNed.
A trump.
which is why you never hear about Buffalo Uno or Buffalo Dos
It came down to a tie-breaker!
Would you still be hungry after eating pasta and antipasta?
I can give you a quick demo.
"Dam," he thinks.
So my dad, myself, and my youngen brother were sitting as the dinner table and mom brings out some hamburgers, she tells us to make sure they are done completely. Brother: "How do I know if the burger is cooked?' Dad: "Make sure it doesn't moo" *Groans and tears*
