As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RabbitHODL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2020
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Bird flew into the window today. No fowl play suspected as of now.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnarkiestofSharks
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2020
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John Travolta was hospitalized earlier today for suspected COVID-19.

Doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oconnellj4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2020
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For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.

The plot thickens...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scootymcpuff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2018
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I suspected my girlfriend was a ghost right from the beginning

Starting with the moment she walked through those doors.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wakanda4eva4eva
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2019
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I suspected my sister's butter had developed intelligence after she took it to school in her lunch box.

Sure enough, it was on her roll.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2020
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A man suspected his wife was hard of hearing so he decided to do an experiment. The man snuck up behind his wife and said, β€œHoney, can you hear me?” No response. He went a little closer and said a little louder, β€œHoney, can you hear me?” Still no response. So he went right beside her ear, yelling,

β€œHoney, can you hear me!?” She turned around and shouted, β€œFor the third time, yes I can hear you!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gho5ly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2019
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There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first...

Because he was sketchy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crabaddictedtocrack
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2019
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I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2019
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My best friend always gave everyone a piggyback except me. I never suspected anything...

Now I'm onto him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2019
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As I suspected someone’s been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DancingInTheDark18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2019
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John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected Covid-19 ...

... but doctors have now confirmed that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they can now assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2020
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imawkwardtrash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2019
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As I suspected, someone's been adding soil in my yard

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2018
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It’s just as I suspected, someone’s been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CtrlSodapop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moses10960
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2019
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As I suspected someone's been adding soil to my garden....

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2018
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...

The Plot Thickens

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The--Fonz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2018
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