As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitHODL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Bird flew into the window today. No fowl play suspected as of now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnarkiestofSharks
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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John Travolta was hospitalized earlier today for suspected COVID-19.

Doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oconnellj4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.

The plot thickens...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scootymcpuff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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I suspected my girlfriend was a ghost right from the beginning

Starting with the moment she walked through those doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wakanda4eva4eva
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I suspected my sister's butter had developed intelligence after she took it to school in her lunch box.

Sure enough, it was on her roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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A man suspected his wife was hard of hearing so he decided to do an experiment. The man snuck up behind his wife and said, β€œHoney, can you hear me?” No response. He went a little closer and said a little louder, β€œHoney, can you hear me?” Still no response. So he went right beside her ear, yelling,

β€œHoney, can you hear me!?” She turned around and shouted, β€œFor the third time, yes I can hear you!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gho5ly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first...

Because he was sketchy.

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My best friend always gave everyone a piggyback except me. I never suspected anything...

Now I'm onto him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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As I suspected someone’s been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected Covid-19 ...

... but doctors have now confirmed that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they can now assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imawkwardtrash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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As I suspected, someone's been adding soil in my yard

The plot thickens.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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It’s just as I suspected, someone’s been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CtrlSodapop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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As I suspected someone's been adding soil to my garden....

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...

The Plot Thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The--Fonz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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