My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives
I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.
Not sure if this qualifies as dad joke, but anyways here I go: I had to strongly disagree with a friend who accused me of being a severe fence-sitter
Then again, I get where he’s coming from.
My wife accused me of having uncontrollable OCD...
I soon put her in her place.
2 cows are in an police interview room accused of stealing dairy equipment
One cow says, it was the udder one
I accused Alexa of stealing my Adderall
What did may say to March after being accused
My wife accused me of taking the last donut
It’s true. I just ate the hole thing.
The wife accused me of always dropping random Elvis lyrics in our conversations.
Her suspicious mind left me all shook up
TIL that Mona Lisa was once accused of murder
I was playing among us and someone accused me that i was impostor
I just need to vent about it for a bit
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
My wife accused me of always stating the obvious.
I replied, "That's what you think!"
My friend accused me of stealing his thesaurus.
Not only was I shocked, I was appalled, distraught, surprised, and taken aback.
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
If Mark has been accused of plagiarizing my content; Mark!? My words.
When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.
What did the Mandalorian bodybuilder say when he was accused of taking steroids?
I've been accused of being a plagiarist.
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
What did the Bowling Pin say when it was accused?
I've been accused of stealing other people's jokes
This post says otherwise
Edit: Wow someone gave me my first plat! As thanks, I'd steal make a post that says it all but this has already been posted before
Edit 2: thank you for the gold and silver!
My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
I've just been accused of reposting a Dadjoke about Time travel tomorrow...
I had a dream where I was a wharf accused by the state of committing a crime...
I had a right to trial with a jury of my piers.
Dad, that man accused you and Mom of being something called pyromaniacs. Is that true?
A person was accused of burying someone in cement
but there was no concrete evidence.
I just saw a homeless man get arrested for cloaking himself in a blanket the cops falsely accused him of stealing...
At the casino a woman accused me of assault
And I say "But I'm the blackjack dealer, it's my job to hit people."
Some guy just accused me of breaking into his car and stealing his subwoofer.
It was a bassless accusation.
My wife accused me of trying to win every argument we had...
So I told her why that was wrong.
Five Cowboys have been accused of robbing a glue factory
They have denied it, and they are sticking to their guns!
My wife accused me of hating her family
I told her, "your mother-in-law is way better than mine!"
My wife accused me of having uncontrollable OCD.
I soon put her in her place.
Mona Lisa was once accused of murder....
Turns out, she was framed.
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I just don’t understand why she feels that way.
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
I was accused of being a plagiarist.
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives. I said, “Absolutely not! No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact..."
"I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine!"
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
My wife accused me of being immature...
I told her to get out of my fort.
I was accused of being a plagiarist.
My wife accused me of being immature...
I told her to get out of my fort.
I've been accused of being a plagiarist.
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives
I said, I don't hate your relatives, in fact, I like your mother in law a lot more than I like mine
I've been accused of plagiarism
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