My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday
That’s ridiculous, I didn’t even know it was her birthday
I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
GF has been blaming me for us losing all our stuff in an Earthquake..
even though I told her it wasn't my fault
I think we should stop blaming earthquakes for the destruction they cause
Blaming a problem on a single variable is intellectually dishonest and stupid
However it's definitely the government's fault that people think this way.
Don't blame others for the road you're on
Never blame anyone else for the road you're on...
...that's your own asphalt!
Phil is to blame for this one, nothing to do with me.
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Don’t blame others for the road that you’re on
The Ford Motor Company suspects r/wallstreetbets is to blame...
...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.
So they are putting the order on hold.
Who do teachers blame when dealing with bad apples?
Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.
My Cousin Blames Me For Him Tripping On His Own Driveway.
I don’t understand, it’s his own stupid asphalt.
Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?
The driver blamed it on the rocky road
The other day a bunch of books fell down on my head.
I guess I only have my shelve to blame!
What is a crow's favorite drink?
Cawffe
My bf told me this don't blame me.
A cemetery nearby just raised its burial cost...
they blamed it on the cost of living.
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
Why does Eve get the blame for eating the apple?
After all, it was Adam's apple!
My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
I took a crash course on driving
And yet they blame me for the car accident
A bunch of books fell on me yesterday, but I couldn’t find anyone at fault in the accident.
I only have my shelf to blame.
September, October, November, and December should have been the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th month.
Whoever screwed this up—- I hope he got stabbed.
A bad workman blames his fools...
EDIT: tools
...stupid keyboard...
I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...
Because Missouri loves company.
I farted and blamed it on the dog.
It was a lie of emission.
You know what? I think I can.
All countries got Coronavirus...
I tried to build a shelf to hold all my favorite Brie Larson movies
There’s only one thing to blame for the cause of earthquakes.
It’s always the Earth’s fault.
A book just fell on my head
I only have my shelf to blame.
Don't blame others for the road you're on.
Don’t blame others for the road you’re on...
Don’t blame others for the road you’re on.
Don't blame others for the road you're on.
if you crash your car in your driveway who do you blame?
You can't blame anyone else that's your own asphalt!
You can’t blame anyone for the road you’re on.
Never blame someone else for the road you are on
Don't blame others for the road you're on.
Don't blame others for the road you're on in life.
Dont blame other for the road you're on.
My neighbor blamed my gravel for his fall
But it was his dumb asphalt
My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…
But it was his dumb asphalt…
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall.
But it was his dumb asphalt
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…
But it was his dumb asphalt…
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