A list of puns related to "Blame!"
Thatβs your own asphalt
Itβs your own asphalt.
I donβt understand, itβs his own stupid asphalt.
After all, it was Adam's apple!
I wasnβt born until he was an adult.
Because Missouri loves company.
EDIT: tools
...stupid keyboard...
Itβs always the Earthβs fault.
He didn't follow the Al Gore rhythm
She must have thought I said 'wear the fox hat'
So, I work as a content writer/developer/coder/whatevs for an educational publisher, specializing in science. This week, I put in a request to one of our artists for an illustration of a centrifuged blood tube. He did one up and sent it back right away, asking if what he did was alright.
My emailed response?
"These lookβ¦
(β’_β’)
( β’_β’)>ββ -β
(ββ _β )
β¦tubular.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
My daughter had just vacated a chair, and my wife was trying to move it with her foot. She turns to me and asks, "Is your leg on the chair?" I said, "No." She asks, "Why can't I move it?" I jokingly replied, "Because you're weak?" And then, inspiration hit: "Don't blame it on me, blame it on mu." She just shook her head while I laughed.
Thatβs your own asphalt
That's your own asphalt.
It's your own asphalt.
Thatβs your own asphalt.
Itβs your own asphalt.
It's your own asphalt.
That's your own Asphalt.
That's your own asphalt.
I wasnβt born until he was an adult.
Itβs always her fault.
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