Why are cyborg gynecologist sexist?

Because they treat women-like objects.

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👤︎ u/resoredo
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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My son told me he wanted to become a cyborg today.

So I told him: "But son, it'll cost an arm and a leg!"

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📅︎ May 01 2019
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In the near future we will have cyborgs but they won't have bottoms.

They'll have robutts

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👤︎ u/aiandi
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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Billy Ray Cyborg, Domo Arigato Mr Roboto...
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👤︎ u/lukasmcgee
📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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Cyborg and Iron man teamed up to defeat Thanos

Later they became good alloys

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My kids were watching Voltron when I noticed one of the bad guys was able to shoot his prosthetic/cyborg arm as a projectile...

Me: "Did he just shoot his arm at that person...?"

Kids: "Yeah"

Me: "Well that's pretty handy."

Kids: *groan*

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👤︎ u/drev
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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This steam-powered cyborg keeps bragging about how advanced he is.

I think he's just full of hot air.

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👤︎ u/KyleMistry
📅︎ Jun 17 2013
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What do you call a cyborg priest?

SAINT-tient!!!

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👤︎ u/VexedOwl
📅︎ May 29 2016
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Having a talk to my friend about cyborgs when this gem dropped.

My Friend - "Are cyborgs smart enough for deceit?" Me - "They are programmed for it. They know how to sit in deceit"

I felt my dad smile down from heaven for that one :)

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C-3PO: Dad-Cyborg relations

After his head was detached from the body of a droid by R2-D2 during the Jedi-droid battle on Geonosis:

"This is such a drag"

"I am quite beside myself"

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📅︎ Dec 29 2015
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What does General Grievous use for that cough of his?

Robot-tussin

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