My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?
I farted and blamed it on the dog.
It was a lie of emission.
The President is blamed for a lot of things.
Most of which are Un-Presidented
What did the waiter say when a man blamed him for losing his magazine?
Sorry sir we are not responsible for lost any articles.
A chicken a donkey and a goat goes to space. Then all of a sudden their rocket exlodes. Who gets to be blamed for the accident?
There was an earthquake and everyone blamed fracking.
Turns out it was the Earth's fault.
A cat got blamed for robbing a bank
Why does everyone blame San Andreas?
My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday
That’s ridiculous, I didn’t even know it was her birthday
Don't blame others for the road you're on
Never blame anyone else for the road you're on...
...that's your own asphalt!
Phil is to blame for this one, nothing to do with me.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Don’t blame others for the road that you’re on
The Ford Motor Company suspects r/wallstreetbets is to blame...
...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.
So they are putting the order on hold.
Who do teachers blame when dealing with bad apples?
Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?
The driver blamed it on the rocky road
A cemetery nearby just raised its burial cost...
they blamed it on the cost of living.
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.
My Cousin Blames Me For Him Tripping On His Own Driveway.
I don’t understand, it’s his own stupid asphalt.
After a bad diy project, a load of books fell on my head.
I have only my shelf to blame.
The other day a bunch of books fell down on my head.
I guess I only have my shelve to blame!
The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
This subreddit is killing me slowly
I have a coworker who at the end of the day everyday slowly reads off Dad jokes, mostly from here because theres new ones so often and because he knows it drives me crazy. I blame this place for that.
What is a crow's favorite drink?
Cawffe
My bf told me this don't blame me.
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
The KY Derby winner tested positive for PEDs…
I blame the horse. He could have said neigh.
My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
Why does Eve get the blame for eating the apple?
After all, it was Adam's apple!
A bunch of books fell on me yesterday, but I couldn’t find anyone at fault in the accident.
I only have my shelf to blame.
I took a crash course on driving
And yet they blame me for the car accident
A bad workman blames his fools...
EDIT: tools
...stupid keyboard...
September, October, November, and December should have been the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th month.
Whoever screwed this up—- I hope he got stabbed.
I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...
Because Missouri loves company.
My neighbor blamed my gravel for his fall
But it was his dumb asphalt
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…
But it was his dumb asphalt…
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall.
But it was his dumb asphalt
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…
But it was his dumb asphalt…
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his dumb asphalt...
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his dumb asphalt...
Don't blame others for the road you're on.
Don’t blame others for the road you’re on...
Don’t blame others for the road you’re on.
Don't blame others for the road you're on.
if you crash your car in your driveway who do you blame?
You can't blame anyone else that's your own asphalt!
You can’t blame anyone for the road you’re on.
Never blame someone else for the road you are on
Don't blame others for the road you're on.
Don't blame others for the road you're on in life.
Dont blame other for the road you're on.
My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
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