Never blame anyone else for the road you're on...

...that's your own asphalt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Phil is to blame for this one, nothing to do with me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...

Because that's your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Don’t blame others for the road that you’re on

That’s your own asphalt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spwf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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The Ford Motor Company suspects r/wallstreetbets is to blame...

...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.

So they are putting the order on hold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Who do teachers blame when dealing with bad apples?

The Pearents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulfox1988
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My Cousin Blames Me For Him Tripping On His Own Driveway.

I don’t understand, it’s his own stupid asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why does Eve get the blame for eating the apple?

After all, it was Adam's apple!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.

I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A bad workman blames his fools...

EDIT: tools

...stupid keyboard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...

Because Missouri loves company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiky3420
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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There’s only one thing to blame for the cause of earthquakes.

It’s always the Earth’s fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themarajade1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teranicia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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When a construction worker farts dont blame him it's his asphalt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Helpinghamburgers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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If you lose a scapegoat you have no one to blame but yourself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/popoiied
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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You only have your shelf to blame.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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George Washington is the only president to not blame the previous administration for his problems
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Do you know why the computer programmer is to blame for Global Warming?

He didn't follow the Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Bridgeburner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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My wife blames me for getting verbally abused when she went to an animal rights rally in bobington.

She must have thought I said 'wear the fox hat'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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I partially blame the saturation of TMNT marketing all over my life at the moment....

So, I work as a content writer/developer/coder/whatevs for an educational publisher, specializing in science. This week, I put in a request to one of our artists for an illustration of a centrifuged blood tube. He did one up and sent it back right away, asking if what he did was alright.

My emailed response?

"These look…

(β€’_β€’)

( β€’_β€’)>βŒβ– -β– 

(βŒβ– _β– )

…tubular.

 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorvidaeSF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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Don't blame it on me

My daughter had just vacated a chair, and my wife was trying to move it with her foot. She turns to me and asks, "Is your leg on the chair?" I said, "No." She asks, "Why can't I move it?" I jokingly replied, "Because you're weak?" And then, inspiration hit: "Don't blame it on me, blame it on mu." She just shook her head while I laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicktish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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I blame single mothers for society's lack of appreciation for dadjokes

It's a shame that so many people grow up without fathers to show them how its done.

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Don't blame others for the road you're on.

That's your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Don’t blame others for the road you’re on...

That’s your own asphalt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itiswhatitiskid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Don’t blame others for the road you’re on.

That’s your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicomagnifico
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Don't blame others for the road you're on.

It's your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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if you crash your car in your driveway who do you blame?

You can't blame anyone else that's your own asphalt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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You can’t blame anyone for the road you’re on.

It’s your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decrepit-heart
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Never blame someone else for the road you are on

It’s your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Don't blame others for the road you're on.

It's your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzusmaximus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Don't blame others for the road you're on in life.

That's your own Asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Dont blame other for the road you're on.

That's your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nishireko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.

I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.

It’s always her fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoStillReading
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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