Dear people, don't carry your emotional baggage with you

I present you, the grief-case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.

The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliottcrawford69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.

It was ....the worst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Kansas airlines won’t let you use baggage claim for unruly children

Guess I’ll have to carry on my wayward son.

(Not mine, saw on Facebook)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kilmarnock228
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Went on a trip a few years ago and the airline asked me if I had any baggage.

Apparently my response of 'only emotional' didn't FLY well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallaba4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I changed my password to β€œCareful Baggage Handler” for my login account.

It said it is supposed to be case sensitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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A detective has found the criminal who stole this lady's baggage, all in an hour.

Turns out it was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SedrioX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Emotional baggage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lijmper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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My son, who took the wrong flight, texted me to ask what baggage he should use for a plane flight home

I responded: β€œCarry on, my wayward son.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akick31
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Whoever coined the term "emotional baggage" missed a big opportunity...

... to call it "griefcase".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xystus6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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My baggage was lost on a layover in Helsinki

Guess it must have disappeared into FinnAir

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scatterpulse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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Standing in the baggage reclaim at Danang airport, I asked my girlfriend, "How come your father has so much luggage?"

http://imgur.com/r5UtwMS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2016
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I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes

My doctor says it’s terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage…

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobo4lifee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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A Vulture is about to get on a plane.

Do you have any baggage to declare?

No thanks, just carrion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.

It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, β€œI want to sue the airline!”

The lawyer said, β€œYou don’t have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I broke up with a woman who loved her job at the suitcase factory.

I didn't want her emotional baggage.

Did I steal this from someone? I'm getting old...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn’t turn up...

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.

They lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going anywhere this year because of the pandemic.

I’m having to put up with a lot of emotional baggage ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocolava
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I just told my suitcase that there will be no vacation this year, it sucks!

Emotional baggage is the worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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As a single Dad, I tried flirting with the check-in girl at the airport while loading my kids' suitcases.

But she just kept saying I had too much baggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditAndWept-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Told my suitcase we could not go on vacation this year

As I'm looking at my empty suitcase I thought it looked sad... Then I thought "great... Now I have emotional baggage!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelgianRoo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Just a guy at the airport trying to pick up chicks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/360noJesus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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A joke my dad told at LAX today..

We were going through baggage scanning at LAX and the woman said "Does this bag have your toiletries?" My dad said, "Toilet trees? No those are all in my garden!" She smiled, but didn't laugh. Ugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oceanbox
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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So I am checking in at the airport with dad

on our way down to PAX and after we've checked our baggage he asks the attendant "would I be able to check my son in as baggage too?" and when the attendant tells him he can't he replies with

"I guess I'll just have to β™« Carry on my wayward son β™«

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edyac
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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A photon arrives at the hotel reception...

"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacredsnail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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I need help writing airplane puns for a message on a dating site.

So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.

Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richrawl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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I told my suitcases just now there will be no holiday this year.

I'm now dealing with emotional baggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I told my suitcases we weren’t going on vacation

Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going away this year because of the pandemic...

I’m having to deal with a lot of emotional baggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrostyMop
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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