I present you, the grief-case
The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
Guess I’ll have to carry on my wayward son.
(Not mine, saw on Facebook)
Apparently my response of 'only emotional' didn't FLY well!
It said it is supposed to be case sensitive.
Turns out it was a brief case.
I responded: “Carry on, my wayward son.”
... to call it "griefcase".
Guess it must have disappeared into FinnAir
http://imgur.com/r5UtwMS
My doctor says it’s terminal
I lost my case.
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
Do you have any baggage to declare?
No thanks, just carrion.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
I didn't want her emotional baggage.
Did I steal this from someone? I'm getting old...
I lost my case.
They lost my case.
I’m having to put up with a lot of emotional baggage ever since.
Emotional baggage is the worst!
But she just kept saying I had too much baggage.
As I'm looking at my empty suitcase I thought it looked sad... Then I thought "great... Now I have emotional baggage!"
We were going through baggage scanning at LAX and the woman said "Does this bag have your toiletries?" My dad said, "Toilet trees? No those are all in my garden!" She smiled, but didn't laugh. Ugh.
on our way down to PAX and after we've checked our baggage he asks the attendant "would I be able to check my son in as baggage too?" and when the attendant tells him he can't he replies with
"I guess I'll just have to ♫ Carry on my wayward son ♫
"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"
So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.
Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.
I'm now dealing with emotional baggage.
Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage
I’m having to deal with a lot of emotional baggage.
