After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said don’t forget your Baghdad.
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
I broke up with a woman who loved her job at the suitcase factory.
I didn't want her emotional baggage.
Did I steal this from someone? I'm getting old...
Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase?
I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going anywhere this year because of the pandemic.
I’m having to put up with a lot of emotional baggage ever since.
I just told my suitcase that there will be no vacation this year, it sucks!
Emotional baggage is the worst!
What did the lawyer say when he put is suitcase to bed?
I just LOAF that suitcase, and i KNEAD one now...
Told my suitcase we could not go on vacation this year
As I'm looking at my empty suitcase I thought it looked sad...
Then I thought "great... Now I have emotional baggage!"
I sent my son next door with a packed suitcase. They called asking why.
I said He is a Home School Foreign Exchange Student.
As a single Dad, I tried flirting with the check-in girl at the airport while loading my kids' suitcases.
But she just kept saying I had too much baggage.
I asked my wife to pack my stuff in a suitcase for business trip. But she packed in my backpack instead
She said it's the same and easier. Well yes but that's not the case
My magician friend is really excited about his new trick, where he tries to pack himself into a small suitcase.
He can hardly contain himself.
I fell over a suitcase at the airport the other day
My wife flew back from a family visit and arrived with many suitcases
There‘s a lot to unpack here
My son asked me to open his suitcase, so I broke it open
What did the 70s rock singer say when his son asked whether their suitcase was a carry on or a checked bag?
Dad called the Police today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs..."
"That's terrible," the woman dispatcher on the phone replied.
"Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," Dad said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
So i was at an airport and someone put a suitcase next too mine that was identical
I picked it up thinking it was mine, but that was not the case
The Sun has such a small suitcase!
Apparently it's to travel light.
Why couldn't the steward move the suitcase?
While packing a suitcase
"And I'll need a few shirts."
"You'll only need two shirts max."
"But I'm not Max, I'm Tom!"
I told my suitcases just now there will be no holiday this year.
I'm now dealing with emotional baggage.
I told my suitcases we weren’t going on vacation
Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage
I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going away this year because of the pandemic...
I’m having to deal with a lot of emotional baggage.
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase. I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad."
My father and i were leaving an hotel in iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase... so i told him
Don't forget your Baghdad
My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said “don’t forget your Baghdad”
Why didn’t the photon bring it’s suitcase?
Because it was traveling light!
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