I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/nyjets4life6
šŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What do you call a manipulative rock band?

The controlling stones

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TommehBoi
šŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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How are chiropractors and public relations specialists alike?

One is a spine doctor and the other is a spin doctor, but both give things a new twist!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/berninicaco3
šŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I’m trying to be a sociopath, but I realized I’m not great in manipulating people.

I’m more of a so-sopath.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I spent the weekend building my 1st foot-manipulated keyboard for the office.

It's my prototype Pro Toe Type.

I literally dreamed this joke last night. Help me.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/brousch
šŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call genetically manipulated cows?

Mootants.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DrAgonit3
šŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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That face when everyone thinks you're a British actor, but you're low-key the god of mischief
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Machiavellian3
šŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Why does math make some people uncomfortable?

Because a lot of the time it's manipulative!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/unimatrix13
šŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the chicken take lettuce from the garden?

Chicken Sees-A Salad

Upon hearing this joke, the guy told it to me emotionally manipulated $15 out of me...

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My Dad creates these type of images for Facebook and finds them hilarious imgur.com/a/yYKtZ
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Harrysoon
šŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I’m trying to be a sociopath, but I’m not that great in manipulating people.

I’m more of a so-so path.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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