My son is a Marine Corps reservist

Or as I call him, a submarine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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My Grandfather got me

Last weekend I attended the Marine Corps Ball

I was telling him about it and how we had a very nice time

he responded with "wow, sounds like you had a "ball"!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCV_JARHEAD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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dad- corny.... but still makes me smile every time....11 years later

Me: dad meet my new GF (older, but he has told the same joke for 11 years now...from HS to when I went to the Marine Corps and...now at good college... brought my GF home....still the same Joke) Dad: (as were leaving) remember kids (I'm 27) never pet a burning dog...(I sigh)....and remember outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend (pause ..as always GF turns around with a questionable look on her face)....because inside a dog its too dark to read .... Me: Smile put arm around my GF and just keep walking ..thinking to myself....one day Ill pull this same shit on my kids...one day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goffjohn81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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