Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I was a Marine when I was younger; a reservist though.
They called me a submarine.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What's another word for a marine biologist?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.
My grades are below C-level
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Whatβs the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
A dog wags a tail but a marine biologist tags a whale
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I asked a Marine if he knew about Egyptian gods.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I'm quitting my soul sucking corporate job to be a marine biologist.
I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?
Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Where do Marine animals go to get help with a drinking problem?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?
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︎ May 24 2020
What are the requirements to work in marine biology?
Your grades need to be above C-level
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Where did the Marine Biologist work from during the quarantine?
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I don't understand marine mammals
What porpoise do they serve
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?
Because they're all de-seas'd animals.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Isn't all marine traffic 'current'?
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︎ Apr 26 2019
I am going to go to school to become a marine biologist at age 55...
I know it sounds fishy, but I really think it will help to be less crabby, get out out of my shell, and have a porpoise in life.
After all, the world is my oyster!
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︎ Dec 01 2019
People get mad at me for always making marine animal puns.
I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
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︎ Feb 22 2019
An Ex Marine took over a Ballerina Studio near my house
He's a tough coach but he keeps them on their toes.
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︎ May 29 2019
π₯ Legalize Marine Iguana π₯
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
What do you call a Marine with IQ of 160?
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︎ May 18 2019
What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?
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︎ Jun 09 2019
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︎ Feb 09 2019
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
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︎ May 07 2019
If a Navy doctor performs surgery on a Marineβs knee
Itβs a ...ππΆ.....π Joint Operation.
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︎ Sep 28 2018
The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything
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︎ Sep 02 2018
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I found an enormous marine mammal that weighs 2.2lbs.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
My son is a Marine Corps reservist
Or as I call him, a submarine.
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︎ Apr 22 2018
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
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︎ Apr 11 2019
The marine instructor told us to stand down at the firing range, so I unloaded my weapon.
Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?
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︎ Feb 07 2019
Why did the marine join a pottery class?
Because his Sargeant said he should learn about the claymore.
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︎ Apr 23 2018
There is one animal in the ocean that marine biologists are refusing to release any date on. Apparently, itβs a sea crit.
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︎ Dec 11 2018
Why don't Swedish people need to worry about security in marine events?
Because they scan the navy in
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︎ Jun 11 2017
I retired from marine biology today...
Now my life has no porpoise.
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︎ Sep 13 2017
Handful of marine statistics
3,14% of every sailors are Οrates.
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︎ May 17 2017
I went to Marine Land the other day
I saw one of the trainers spill his coffee on one of the dolphins. It looked like an accident, but it was totally on porpoise.
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︎ Jun 14 2018
A scuba diver and a marine sit at the port
The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"
The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"
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︎ May 28 2018
In my mission to promote medical marijuana amongst marine birds,
I shall leave no tern unstoned.
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︎ Nov 16 2017
What do you call a cat with a PhD in Marine Biology?
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︎ Aug 27 2017
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