Where my marine biologists at?

2 dolphins are swimming in the ocean. First dolphin says, "hey remember the other day when you had those cinnamon tictacs? Those were delicious. Can I get one?" Second dolphin says, "Aw man, I would but I lost them. We should totally look for them." First dolphin says, "I echo your cinnamints"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GanglyTeeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hello_stranger-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What's another word for a marine biologist?

Afishyonado

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.

My grades are below C-level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I asked a Marine if he knew about Egyptian gods.

He said, β€œwho, ra?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I'm quitting my soul sucking corporate job to be a marine biologist.

I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlooregardQKazooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?

Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nalydpsycho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?

Manta Del Ray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.

He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Where do Marine animals go to get help with a drinking problem?

Alcoholics Anemones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaceCadetBob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?

Jacques Custodian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bridgeonjames
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What are the requirements to work in marine biology?

Your grades need to be above C-level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Where did the Marine Biologist work from during the quarantine?

His offish

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I don't understand marine mammals

What porpoise do they serve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiddiediddler69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Isn't all marine traffic 'current'?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanjently
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?

Because they're all de-seas'd animals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditaccount314
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment,

but were created for educational porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GobAteMyHamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I am going to go to school to become a marine biologist at age 55...

I know it sounds fishy, but I really think it will help to be less crabby, get out out of my shell, and have a porpoise in life.

After all, the world is my oyster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripsteur
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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People get mad at me for always making marine animal puns.

I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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An Ex Marine took over a Ballerina Studio near my house

He's a tough coach but he keeps them on their toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Q_Sensei
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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πŸ”₯ Legalize Marine Iguana πŸ”₯
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirenyderp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.

The were working at cross porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwmillman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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What do you call a Marine with IQ of 160?

A platoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elver-Galarga7
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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How do Marine Animals pass new Legislation? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malminas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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If a Navy doctor performs surgery on a Marine’s knee

It’s a ...πŸ˜πŸ•Ά.....😎 Joint Operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phil-Prince
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?

A navy seal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tillmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..

Lacks Cetacean..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irorii
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything

It was an offal mess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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My son is a Marine Corps reservist

Or as I call him, a submarine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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I found an enormous marine mammal that weighs 2.2lbs.

It's a kilo whale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.

They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?

"That's a moray."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlowWorm23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why did the marine join a pottery class?

Because his Sargeant said he should learn about the claymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchecterHXC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Why don't Swedish people need to worry about security in marine events?

Because they scan the navy in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedDeath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?

He wanted to see Wales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I retired from marine biology today...

Now my life has no porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breadispain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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There is one animal in the ocean that marine biologists are refusing to release any date on. Apparently, it’s a sea crit.
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Handful of marine statistics

3,14% of every sailors are Ο€rates.

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I went to Marine Land the other day

I saw one of the trainers spill his coffee on one of the dolphins. It looked like an accident, but it was totally on porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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A scuba diver and a marine sit at the port

The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"

The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiwi-the-Kiwi
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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In my mission to promote medical marijuana amongst marine birds,

I shall leave no tern unstoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedantichrist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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What do you call a cat with a PhD in Marine Biology?

A Doctopuss.

Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silwat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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