Where my marine biologists at?
2 dolphins are swimming in the ocean. First dolphin says, "hey remember the other day when you had those cinnamon tictacs? Those were delicious. Can I get one?" Second dolphin says, "Aw man, I would but I lost them. We should totally look for them." First dolphin says, "I echo your cinnamints"
Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
What's another word for a marine biologist?
I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.
My grades are below C-level
I asked a Marine if he knew about Egyptian gods.
I'm quitting my soul sucking corporate job to be a marine biologist.
I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.
Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?
Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.
What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?
My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
Where do Marine animals go to get help with a drinking problem?
What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?
What are the requirements to work in marine biology?
Your grades need to be above C-level
Where did the Marine Biologist work from during the quarantine?
I don't understand marine mammals
What porpoise do they serve
Isn't all marine traffic 'current'?
Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?
Because they're all de-seas'd animals.
The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment,
but were created for educational porpoises.
I am going to go to school to become a marine biologist at age 55...
I know it sounds fishy, but I really think it will help to be less crabby, get out out of my shell, and have a porpoise in life.
After all, the world is my oyster!
People get mad at me for always making marine animal puns.
I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
An Ex Marine took over a Ballerina Studio near my house
He's a tough coach but he keeps them on their toes.
🔥 Legalize Marine Iguana 🔥
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
What do you call a Marine with IQ of 160?
If a Navy doctor performs surgery on a Marine’s knee
It’s a ...😏🕶.....😎 Joint Operation.
What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything
My son is a Marine Corps reservist
Or as I call him, a submarine.
I found an enormous marine mammal that weighs 2.2lbs.
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
Why did the marine join a pottery class?
Because his Sargeant said he should learn about the claymore.
Why don't Swedish people need to worry about security in marine events?
Because they scan the navy in
Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?
I retired from marine biology today...
Now my life has no porpoise.
There is one animal in the ocean that marine biologists are refusing to release any date on. Apparently, it’s a sea crit.
Handful of marine statistics
3,14% of every sailors are πrates.
I went to Marine Land the other day
I saw one of the trainers spill his coffee on one of the dolphins. It looked like an accident, but it was totally on porpoise.
A scuba diver and a marine sit at the port
The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"
The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"
In my mission to promote medical marijuana amongst marine birds,
I shall leave no tern unstoned.
What do you call a cat with a PhD in Marine Biology?