I have a dog named Devil.

Yesterday, Devil bit me. It hurt like hell.

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👤︎ u/GoldE77
📅︎ Sep 26 2017
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I was sitting next to my sister's dog trying to see what she can actually see, as she watched my dad from behind a wall taller than her and a screen door.

Stepsister: "Are you whispering mean things in to her ear." Me: "Nah, I just wanted to see what all she could see from down here. But now I might." Stepsister: "Oh god what have I done." Me: "Thanks for being my devil on my shoulder." Stepsister: "Not something I want to be." Me: "Thanks Sensei."  Also Me: * Walks over to my sister's dog, who's still sitting by the door, and get right up to her ear. " Lucy you are adopted"

My stepmom and I both laughed.

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👤︎ u/Joeluther1
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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