The lake by my house was overpopulated with river otters that would bite and harass people. The local gov used explosives to fix the problem. They called it operation otter pop
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/imj23
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What do you call a snake that works for the govโ€™t?

A civil serpent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/afetian
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Saw this Gem along with others at Gov Ball

What did Jay-z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Teh_Spacers
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Couples Therapist: So, tell me what brings you here today?

Her: Itโ€™s really difficult to live with him. He is so literal.

Me: My truck.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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My wife showed me a website where you can send your name on a microchip on the Mars 2020 Rover.

I told her I'm glad the rover is not going to Uranus.

Wesbite for those interested in sending their name to Mars and not Uranus

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lobbanisgod
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Round Hay Bales

Anytime you drive by round bales of hay. Turn to your passenger and tell them they gov't is making them illegal.

passenger: Why?

You: Cause a cow cant get a square meal.

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