Why did gay become synonymous with happy?

Because they couldn't keep a straight face!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaSuperGaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Or are they synonym puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenmafia101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I once swallowed a book of synonyms.

It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shua_mc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Synonym Rolls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/binstedk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...

...it's crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotTooSpecial
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms?

A thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smorp_a_Dorp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Hormone replacement therapy synonyms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I pulled a muscle while trying to come up with some synonyms.

Now I’m thesorest...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What is a synonym for a pair of shoes?

Sole-mates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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yes , synonym rolls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/v4ib
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Synonym rolls...

Just like grammar used to make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I was disappointed in the synonym toast,

because it was just warm bread.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I asked my dog for a synonym of cinnamon.

He said bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaccoottuu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I like Synonym Toast Crunch.

It's tasty. And yummy as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tafkat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I love synonym rolls.

They're just like cinnamon rolls. Only spelled different.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bandjock649
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Grammar made the best synonym rolls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-4-Epic-24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Synonym rolls only make your vocabulary fat!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLisaShow2020
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..

I'm sorry I oops'd up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orschinparjin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".

It's complicated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What is an English teacher's favorite cereal?

synonym toast crunch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhamboyYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I tried looking up synonyms of confusion.

But I came away with uncertainty and disorientation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EtraNosral
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I ordered a Hit Man to take care of my business partner the other day.

After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.

He'd been despatched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmoBM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What's another word for "synonym"?

;-)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FloatOldGoat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Son: Dad, I don't know any synonyms for "intelligent".

Me: "Likewise."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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My son can up to me and asked "what is a synonym"

I looked at him and said "it's just another word for"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BernBoy32
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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My dad said he'd disown me if I didn't know a twelve letter synonym for "obstructive".

That's unreasonable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What do you call a pastry that uses a thesaurus?

A synonym roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacobellforlyfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Synonym rolls
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.

I replied, β€œYou mean just like the ones grammar used to make?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicMan83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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What's a synonym for blackout?

Silence of the lamps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nieepie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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so anyway im switching my major to marketing...

just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacksonCM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Synonym buns and synonym rolls are basically the same dessert
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pittgoose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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The words "Up" and "Down" are both antonyms and synonyms

Up and down are opposite directions, and your house can "burn up" as it "burns down". Also as a colloidal invitation, one may say "Hey we're going to a party, you up?" or "Hey we're going to a party, you down?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fortisrufus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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Ive discovered a synonym for Ironman

...Fe-Male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakkamakka
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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A synonym strolls into a tavern
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abevlar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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Before we were married, my wife said she’d go out with me if I knew a six letter word that’s a synonym for β€œcalm”...

I said, β€œIt’s sedate.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...

For I have synonymed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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If there was a dinosaur named, "Theaurus" what would his favorite snack be?

A synonym roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Mmm.. Synonym rolls

..The way old Grammar used to make them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who you can rely on for synonyms?

A thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3mperance-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I once swallowed a book of synonyms.

It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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My favorite dinosaur is the one that knows all the synonyms...

... a Thesaurus...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fhogrefe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Someone posted on Facebook " I just made some synonym buns"

I replied, "Oh, just like the ones grammar used to make?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackrabbits1im
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Ah, synonym rolls...

Just like my dear old Grammar used to make...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2016
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Synonym rolls: just another name for cinnamon rolls.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerpants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Just curious...

Is there another word for synonym?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepunis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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