A list of puns related to "Dead Corpse"
They must be right, as everybody is dying to get there.
Of corpse, please come to a dead stop.
Today over supper, we were talking about a cemetery nearby which was recently discovered to contain centuries-old tombstones buried along with the corpses underground. I found this to be strange since typically the tombstones are above ground. During the conversation, this happened:
Me: "Why did they bury them?"
Dad: "Because they were dead!"
... the tombstones dad.
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