I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.

They taught me periscoping techniques.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HouseofKannan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My son is a Marine Corps reservist

Or as I call him, a submarine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android

"What exactly is going on?", I asked.

He replied "A Major engineering feet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3R3G3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
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At Drum Corps. I heard this.

"Matthew, since you play Euphonium now we're going to call you Mattheuph so we don't confuse you with the other Matthew's."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senil888
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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What military branch is an expert on belly buttons?

The Naval Corps.

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If Apple ever created a police force....

Would it be called the Apple Corps?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeeGhastly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.

It's BjΓΆrk's York Torque Corp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhdoctor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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My Grandfather got me

Last weekend I attended the Marine Corps Ball

I was telling him about it and how we had a very nice time

he responded with "wow, sounds like you had a "ball"!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCV_JARHEAD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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While I was riding in the car when...

We pass a corvette that has veteran plates and my dad says, "Of course he is driving a corvette, he is a corps vet."

I just gave him the ol' grin and eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Only_Abe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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dad- corny.... but still makes me smile every time....11 years later

Me: dad meet my new GF (older, but he has told the same joke for 11 years now...from HS to when I went to the Marine Corps and...now at good college... brought my GF home....still the same Joke) Dad: (as were leaving) remember kids (I'm 27) never pet a burning dog...(I sigh)....and remember outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend (pause ..as always GF turns around with a questionable look on her face)....because inside a dog its too dark to read .... Me: Smile put arm around my GF and just keep walking ..thinking to myself....one day Ill pull this same shit on my kids...one day

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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