A list of puns related to "Bisection"
Having lunch and milkshakes with the family
Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.
Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom
Groans all round
Did you hear about the Magician who fell in love with his assistant after sawing her in half?
Turns out he was bisect-ual.
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