A list of puns related to "Splitter"
Father in law: Have you ever seen pine nuts?
Me: Yah why?
FIL: How did you get it to spread it's legs(snickers)
Me: Log splitter (drinks beer)
Me: What are you playing? Kid: Bubble Splitter
Me: I played that game before but I got in trouble for splitting bubbles. Kid: Why?
Me: Bubbles was the next door neighbor. Wife: Gross. Don't be disgusting.
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