My father in law attempted a dad joke. I ruined it.

Father in law: Have you ever seen pine nuts?

Me: Yah why?

FIL: How did you get it to spread it's legs(snickers)

Me: Log splitter (drinks beer)

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📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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