Was drinking a milkshake...

Having lunch and milkshakes with the family

Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.

Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom

Groans all round

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📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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Love is magical.

Did you hear about the Magician who fell in love with his assistant after sawing her in half?

Turns out he was bisect-ual.

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📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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