Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
Because he was Asp-hider
Yeah, they say it’s Dublin.
Yeah, they're calling it global worming.
A probe-biotic.
- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is
Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli
Deer Abbey.
One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis
A consensus.
Because of a rice in food production
They call it the cowzone.
Because they bread alot.
Luckily I'm in the other 5%.
Be sure to watch out for egg poachers
It’s capital has been Dublin every year.
Then I snapped out of it.
(Revising my previous joke)
Luckily I'm part of the 3%!
Catalonia
Every mathematician counts.
they’ll die.
A significant portion of them would drown
There are too many Shellfish Fishermen!
It's been stabilized since then.
I guess you could say they're doing pretty whale
I can also tell when they're standing.
EDIT: from https://jokeriot.com
unfortunately, they have no Leeds
The Crimea River
I guess they're a small percent of the population here
There aren't enough Femail Trucks to sustain the population.
They hang around bars 24/7.
The spaghetto.
Make up a quarter of the population
Not many people are aware of its existence but I assure that it is there all the same. The king of this little land faces a lot of difficulty. He wants to make his kingdom into a sovereign nation but unfortunately they do not have the infrastructure, population, or economy to do so. In fact, this small state is only known for a single export. Thanks to their proximity to some of the finest gold and other metals in the world but total lack of an ability to process those metals on a mass scale, they have been left with only one option. You know the saying; when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Make lemonade they did. This tiny territory is renowned for creating the highest quality watches in the world. No expense is spared and their elite group of craftsmen train for their entire lives from childhood to produce these terrific timepieces. Men of great wealth and taste have been known to trade entire fortunes for just a single one of these watches; that is how valuable they are.
The king knows this and he knows that only a small portion of his populace can ever hope to become one of the respected elite, let alone hold one of their masterpieces in their own hands. Being a very just and fair man, the king ordered the most senior watchmaker in the land to create something the likes of which had never been seen. A watch of such great craftsmanship so as to be above monetary value. The man labored long and hard for many nights to produce the king's watch. When he at last presented the completed work to his lord - in front of the entire nation, no less - he was met with thunderous applause and a warm embrace. He had done it! The king then made a shocking announcement.
"This masterpiece belongs to my people!"
When the roaring of the crowd died down he continued.
"This watch shall be a symbol of my love for all of you. Though I rule over you with supreme authority I do not wish a single one of you to feel that you do not have a voice in the ruling of this nation. From this day on let anyone who doubts my decisions or questions my judgment wear this watch and stand as my equal to voice their concerns. Should even a single one of you think me unfair or wrong in any matter then simply come to my castle and I will present you this token of good faith."
The king made good on his word and from that day on all citizens knew they held the right to challenge their king's rulings. Over time the watch became a symbol of fairness throughout the land. Anyone who wore it
... keep reading on reddit ➡Give a villain a bank and he'll rob a population
The first time was with a snake conning the earth's entire population.
The second time a Steve trying to do the same thing
I work in an area with a very large Hasidic Jewish population.
I was asked why they cut their hair everywhere other than near their ears.
My response: "They consider the temples sacred."
make up 75% of the population.
Dave is working at his job at the Time Travel Factory when his partner Bob comes back in his own time machine. "Come quick Dave!" he says "I just got back from the Middle Ages and have met a prince!" So Dave climbs into Bob's machine and they head to the Middle Ages.
They arrive at a castle and immediately meet the prince Bob was talking about. "Your Majesty" says Bob "Allow me to introduce my friend Dave. He works with me at the Time Traveling factory." As Dave bows, the Prince says "It is an honor to meet you my loyal subject. I am a Prince. My mother and father are Queen and King of this kingdom."
"It is even more of an honor to meet you, Your Highness" says Dave. "I have never met royalty before."
"It is indeed a rare honor for most subjects." said the prince. "Because of a strict guideline of pre-arranged marriage and inbreeding, there are only a small number of us around."
"Er...ok..." said Dave. "So tell me Prince, how vast is your kingdom."
"It is most large" said the Prince. "However my population has been dwindling lately. In recent months, I've had to behead a large number of my subjects. It fulfills my bloodlust and desire for authoritarian control by any means necessary."
Clearly uncomfortable, Dave turns to Bob and quietly says "I hate to say it, but this prince you've found is kind of a bummer."
Bob said to Dave "Well what did you expect, I told you. I have meta prince.
I'm in the back seat of my dad's car, as we're driving down a rather busy street of a populated city. My dad taps me on the shoulder and gestures out the window with an air of disgust.
Dad: "I can't believe all the political advertising they have out here."
I look around for quite some time, expecting to spot a house covered with election signs or political party banners. All that I see are a series of pylons with road signs intermittently placed in between them.
The signs say: "Keep left."
My dad snickers with pride and drives off.
So my daughter was filling out a form that was asking if she has left the country recently. Well, technically she has. She took a canoe trip over the border into a wilderness area.
I told her that since she didn't go to any populated areas or contact any wildlife that she could just say no. She argued and said "Well, i mean i did come into contact with Canadian water and land."
I said, "Well, that's different. You know Canadian water has a different chemical composition, right?"
She just looked at me.
"Yeah, it's H2O A?"
My husband and I were watching the parade of nations and Belize was entering the stadium. The population and number of athletes were displayed on the bottom and I said, "Wow, I didn't know Belize had such a small population. Not even half a million people."
My husband replied, "Yea, it's pretty unbeliezable."
My coworkers were talking about the wilderness and how mountain lions and the like have been coming down into more populated areas and down by the lake.
Then another coworker chimed in with, "I heard you can find cougars at the bars"
Firstly, the other day in my Swedish language class I was conversing flirtatiously with a chick whom I sit near. She had said how she wants to be a lawyer, and the word for lawyer is "advokat" in Swedish. So I said "ah so you want to be en advokat? Cool, but why not a normal cat?"
And then earlier today I said to an American friend of mine: "If Oregon had more of an Italian herbalist population, wouldn't it become Oregano?"
How is it possible for all of these frogs to populate so quickly?
I dunno, maybe because they're horny.
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
Ireland
It's Dublin every year
Ireland, it's Dublin every year!
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Ireland, it's Dublin
- A dense population
- A population being dense
- How dense the local population is
- How dense the local population is
It’s capital has been Dublin every year.
It’s Dublin.
A significant portion of them would drown...
a significant portion of them would drown.
It's Dublin.
