I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
Did you hear about the new high school math competition they're calling "extreme "fractioning"?
Someone once told me than 2 in 10 people don't understand fractions
But someone else said it was 1 in 5. So which is it?
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
A fraction too much friction
I think my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.
Oh well, hind sight is 1.
Just got an epic eye roll for this: My son was showing me his school work from math, where he was learning fractions. I pointed to where he wrote his name on a line at the top and asked what that fraction was.
I told him it should be {Sons Name} / Mommy. Since he came from her.
Then I said he could reduce that fraction further since he came from his mommy, that fraction would equal....
One Whole
Only a fraction of people will understand this!
I speak in simplified fractions
Half of what I say makes sense
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.
Did you hear about the fraction that was arrested for drinking whiskey in public?
My child recently told me that their gender can't be expressed by an integer fraction,
I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this.
I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.
In our house It's really causing some division
I don’t usually make puns about fractions...
But I will make one if I halve two.
I finally realized that my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?
Because he was two tenths.
I tried to fight a fraction once
It wasn’t a very rational decision though.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!
Daughter: Are you good at fractions?
Dad: Half the time.
Daughter: Groans...
Why did the fraction cross the road?
Why do math teachers love fractional exponents?
Because they are deeply rooted in math.
When I started learning math, I thought fractions were easier than decimals.
I think I was missing the point.
3 out of 2 people can't do fractions
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Someone was telling me that Pi is a fraction today.
It made me irrationally upset.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
My friend thinks it’s easier to deal with fractions than with decimals.
I said, “You’re missing the point.”
How do you feel about fractions?
You could say I am partial to them
I use fractions instead of percentages
approximately 33.3333...% less often than I should.
Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me
Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator
Research has shown that 7 out of 6 people are bad at fractions.
With only a fraction of my wealth I could buy a private jet
That fraction would have to be
8000001/2
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
I don't normally make puns about fractions...
But I will if I halve two.
I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
Doing math homework, huh? I don't understand why you use fractions instead of decimals.
5/4 people admit they aren’t good with fractions
5/4 people are bad at fractions
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
5/4 of people admit to being bad at fractions.
If you never convert fractions to decimals,
You are missing the point.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions
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