Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?
When people get mad about me playing League of Legends I just
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.
Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?
He took a trip down mammary lanes.
Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldn’t stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
I’m a member of the anti apostrophe league.
Do not even get me started.
Approaching the house without a mask these days is just bush league.
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.
Baller Baller Dills, Y’all
Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball
I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
You play League AND World of Warcraft?
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?
They didnt Nguyen a single game
Why did Mr. Freeze want to join the Justice League?
He thought it was the Just-Ice League!
I recently started dating an x-ray technician who’s way out of my league.
I still don’t know what she sees in me.
What do Betty Crocker and Major League Baseball have in common?
My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...
I just finished reading “Twenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea.”
The entire novel was a sub-plot.
I asked a girl way out of my league out and she accepted! Of course, she said she wanted to eat somewhere expensive...
So I took her to the airport.
My son plays right field for a little-league team called the Angels
I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it.
So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!
Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.
My son just pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series!
The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!
What did James Brown say after he attended an Ivy League school?
76ers G League has officially hit Bikini Bottom
Had fun watching Little League baseball last night until I got into a sticky situation.
Today I found out there are 8 schools in the Ivy League...
It should actually be called the VIII League
Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.
I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.
I just finished Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - now I Nemo books to read.
Best alias I've ever heard was in the Unicycle Football League in San Marcos TX: Don Quishowte
Anyone know of another instance of this name pun?
My local bowling league has just began a walkout until better playing conditions are met
People are still unsure if strikes have increased or decreased during this period
Indy Cars race in the Indy Racing League. If they raced in Ireland, it would be IRL IRL...
...You may roll your eyes at that, but wait until you see it in real life.
Then it would be IRL IRL IRL.
(...I gotta admit, he got me on that one.)
I’m having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek League.
Good players are hard to find.
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide And Seek league
Good players are hard to find.
Are you into both World of warcraft and League of legends?
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