I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
When people get mad about me playing League of Legends I just
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︎ Jan 16 2021
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?
He took a trip down mammary lanes.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
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︎ Dec 21 2019
My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldnβt stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesnβt?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Approaching the house without a mask these days is just bush league.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Iβm a member of the anti apostrophe league.
Do not even get me started.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.
Baller Baller Dills, Yβall
Edit: Iβm so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I donβt actually play pickleball
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Miner League Prospect.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
You play League AND World of Warcraft?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
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︎ May 06 2020
The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?
They didnt Nguyen a single game
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︎ Feb 01 2020
The Just Ice League
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︎ Dec 17 2017
Why did Mr. Freeze want to join the Justice League?
He thought it was the Just-Ice League!
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︎ Dec 14 2019
I recently started dating an x-ray technician whoβs way out of my league.
I still donβt know what she sees in me.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
What do Betty Crocker and Major League Baseball have in common?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I just finished reading βTwenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea.β
The entire novel was a sub-plot.
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︎ Dec 10 2018
I asked a girl way out of my league out and she accepted! Of course, she said she wanted to eat somewhere expensive...
So I took her to the airport.
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︎ Jun 22 2019
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︎ Jan 21 2019
My son plays right field for a little-league team called the Angels
I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it.
So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!
Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
My son just pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series!
The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!
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︎ May 23 2019
76ers G League has officially hit Bikini Bottom
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︎ Jan 03 2018
What did James Brown say after he attended an Ivy League school?
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Today I found out there are 8 schools in the Ivy League...
It should actually be called the VIII League
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︎ Nov 06 2017
Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.
I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.
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︎ Dec 16 2017
I just finished Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - now I Nemo books to read.
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︎ Mar 28 2018
Best alias I've ever heard was in the Unicycle Football League in San Marcos TX: Don Quishowte
Anyone know of another instance of this name pun?
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︎ Aug 16 2016
Champignons League
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︎ Mar 05 2016
My local bowling league has just began a walkout until better playing conditions are met
People are still unsure if strikes have increased or decreased during this period
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︎ Aug 05 2017
I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ May 02 2020
Iβm having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek League.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide And Seek league
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Oct 21 2017
Are you into both World of warcraft and League of legends?
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