I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.

Good players are hard to find.

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Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?

It's Marvel-less

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggd_x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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When people get mad about me playing League of Legends I just

LOL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squarezloader
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.

I couldn’t fathom it.

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Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?

He took a trip down mammary lanes.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misspygmy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldn’t stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.

He really whiffed hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yawyaw42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?

Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Approaching the house without a mask these days is just bush league.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelkeys0519
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I’m a member of the anti apostrophe league.

Do not even get me started.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?

They are "not c".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultraguardrail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.

Baller Baller Dills, Y’all

Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Miner League Prospect.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwinsome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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You play League AND World of Warcraft?

Lol, wow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuneScapeautistic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVDREW
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.

I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagbon98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?

They didnt Nguyen a single game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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The Just Ice League
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash92596
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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Why did Mr. Freeze want to join the Justice League?

He thought it was the Just-Ice League!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Pollo_Diablo77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I recently started dating an x-ray technician who’s way out of my league.

I still don’t know what she sees in me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nox1985
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do Betty Crocker and Major League Baseball have in common?

Great batters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...

He was my roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I just finished reading β€œTwenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea.”

The entire novel was a sub-plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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I asked a girl way out of my league out and she accepted! Of course, she said she wanted to eat somewhere expensive...

So I took her to the airport.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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The Just Ice League v.redd.it/1g38jpvy6tb21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash92596
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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My son plays right field for a little-league team called the Angels

I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it. So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!

Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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My son just pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series!

The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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76ers G League has officially hit Bikini Bottom
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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What did James Brown say after he attended an Ivy League school?

β€œI FEEL WELL!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Today I found out there are 8 schools in the Ivy League...

It should actually be called the VIII League

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pm_me_your_poang
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.

I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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I just finished Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - now I Nemo books to read.
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Best alias I've ever heard was in the Unicycle Football League in San Marcos TX: Don Quishowte

Anyone know of another instance of this name pun?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2016
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Champignons League
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iverjo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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My local bowling league has just began a walkout until better playing conditions are met

People are still unsure if strikes have increased or decreased during this period

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moenrtostatlaue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I’m having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScratPacc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek League.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taddymason22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I'm having trouble organizing a Hide And Seek league

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taddymason22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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Are you into both World of warcraft and League of legends?

Wow, lol!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PicturElements
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