(NFL Pun) I tried to speak to a San Diego Charger from beyond the grave last night.....

....by conducting a Junior Seance.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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Have you heard the NFL started selling corn at the Tampa Bay stadium?

It only costs a buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvalonBeck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!

It’s considered a foul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OH-Beans
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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NFL players are greedy.

They’re always trying to get the quarterback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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If you ask me who 31 of the NFL teams are, I couldn’t tell you.

But I always Remember the Titans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daniel_Bryan_Fan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why are NFL players going to sweat more this year?

Because there will be no fans at games.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rudy102600
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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According to the new rules this year, NFL players are no longer allowed to have a chicken as a pet.

It’s considered to be a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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For the upcoming NFL season, players will not be allowed to keep chicken as pets.

That would be considered a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Who’s the coldest player in the NFL?

Tom Brrrrrrady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwStopHittingMe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?

Because he really was a killer running back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REVDR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Why are iPhones like the NFL?

The Chargers suck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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The Miami Dolphins have three first round picks in this year’s NFL Draft.

I guess you can say there are more than TUA picks for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSonicForce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops

Because there's a Colt snap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprcheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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The NFL hired a chicken as their new director of IT.

They call him the technical fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichyCigars
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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The NFL discovered a way to tell if a quarterback has consumed too much alcohol.

They throw up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bronsonaroberts
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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A report just came out that Peyton Manning’s forehead has grown even more since he retired from the NFL

It’s Nationwide now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squadly_santana
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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TIL: A little known rule in the NFL prohibits players to have chicken as pets.

It’s considered a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I hate how EA has a monopoly on NFL Football videogames

It really maddens me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeeist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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Which former NFL quarterback suffered from hemophilia?

Drew Bledsoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantlouwagie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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With over 25,000 yards a season as a quarterback in high school with no interceptions, he predicted he would be in the NFL

It did come to pass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Why does it cost so much to get into the NFL's Buffalo stadium?

Because they need to pay the Bills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorRobotnik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Buffalo would have more success in the NFL if the team didn’t insist on all their players being named William
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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Tom Brady may be the best QB in NFL history...

But that subject is very deflatable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Shiva92
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Did you hear about the NFL draft?

They ran outta weather stripping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sbatio
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Why is the NFL draft held in Chicago?

Because it's the Windy City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merisiel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2016
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I don't know why the NFL tries to hold on to their macho, manly appearance.

They have bye weeks.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?

If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. . would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwoodreddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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NFL Bad Joke Telling: All the Classic DadJokes and with Athletes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxBFY-M1KM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nothumbs78
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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I learned today that Tom Brady first got to play in an NFL game because the previous quarterback suffered an injury causing internal bleeding

I suppose you could say he got to play because Drew bled so.

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We should take all the 'talked-up' NFL teams that didn't make the Superbowl...

...and send them to the Hyperbole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avidman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Perfect NFL dad joke ....

Girlfriends Dad to wife : honey we need to take your car charger to the Del Mar races

Wife: why, don't you have one ?

GFD: yeah , but didn't you buy yours in San Diego?

Wife: yeah?

GFD: Then we have to take it, it's a San Diego Charger !

I'm the only one that got it and laughed !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imissplacedmykeys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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Watching NFL with my dad...

We were watching the 49ers game over the weekend and Mike Iupati of the 49ers got injured so they cut to commercial. My Dad commented that they were taking an "upotty" break.

I chuckled a little then immeadiatly thought of this subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeeah_suree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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"Betcha the don't want a chiropractor as a head [NFL] coach."

"Why's that?" "They'd be making to much adjustments."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Afrp-Dano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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The NFL has this obscure rule where players aren’t allowed to own pet ducks.

It’s considered to be a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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TIL: Players in the NBA or the NFL are not allowed to have a chicken as a pet.

It is considered as a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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