(NFL Pun) I tried to speak to a San Diego Charger from beyond the grave last night.....
....by conducting a Junior Seance.....
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︎ Jul 29 2015
Have you heard the NFL started selling corn at the Tampa Bay stadium?
It only costs a buck an ear.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Weβre you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!
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︎ Mar 22 2021
NFL players are greedy.
Theyβre always trying to get the quarterback.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
If you ask me who 31 of the NFL teams are, I couldnβt tell you.
But I always Remember the Titans.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Why are NFL players going to sweat more this year?
Because there will be no fans at games.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
According to the new rules this year, NFL players are no longer allowed to have a chicken as a pet.
Itβs considered to be a personal fowl.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
For the upcoming NFL season, players will not be allowed to keep chicken as pets.
That would be considered a personal fowl.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Whoβs the coldest player in the NFL?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?
Because he really was a killer running back.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Why are iPhones like the NFL?
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︎ Oct 05 2018
The Miami Dolphins have three first round picks in this yearβs NFL Draft.
I guess you can say there are more than TUA picks for them.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops
Because there's a Colt snap!
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︎ Dec 17 2019
The NFL hired a chicken as their new director of IT.
They call him the technical fowl.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
The NFL discovered a way to tell if a quarterback has consumed too much alcohol.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
A report just came out that Peyton Manningβs forehead has grown even more since he retired from the NFL
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︎ Jun 24 2019
TIL: A little known rule in the NFL prohibits players to have chicken as pets.
Itβs considered a personal fowl.
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︎ May 04 2019
I hate how EA has a monopoly on NFL Football videogames
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︎ Feb 03 2018
Which former NFL quarterback suffered from hemophilia?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
With over 25,000 yards a season as a quarterback in high school with no interceptions, he predicted he would be in the NFL
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︎ Dec 01 2018
Why does it cost so much to get into the NFL's Buffalo stadium?
Because they need to pay the Bills
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︎ Sep 13 2018
Buffalo would have more success in the NFL if the team didnβt insist on all their players being named William
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︎ Mar 24 2018
Tom Brady may be the best QB in NFL history...
But that subject is very deflatable.
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︎ Jan 23 2018
Did you hear about the NFL draft?
They ran outta weather stripping.
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︎ Apr 27 2018
Why is the NFL draft held in Chicago?
Because it's the Windy City!
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︎ Apr 29 2016
I don't know why the NFL tries to hold on to their macho, manly appearance.
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︎ Nov 13 2017
A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?
If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. .
would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
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︎ Nov 12 2013
NFL Bad Joke Telling: All the Classic DadJokes and with Athletes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxBFY-M1KM
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︎ Feb 27 2017
I learned today that Tom Brady first got to play in an NFL game because the previous quarterback suffered an injury causing internal bleeding
I suppose you could say he got to play because Drew bled so.
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︎ Jan 03 2017
We should take all the 'talked-up' NFL teams that didn't make the Superbowl...
...and send them to the Hyperbole.
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︎ Jan 25 2017
Perfect NFL dad joke ....
Girlfriends Dad to wife : honey we need to take your car charger to the Del Mar races
Wife: why, don't you have one ?
GFD: yeah , but didn't you buy yours in San Diego?
Wife: yeah?
GFD: Then we have to take it, it's a San Diego Charger !
I'm the only one that got it and laughed !
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︎ Nov 28 2014
Watching NFL with my dad...
We were watching the 49ers game over the weekend and Mike Iupati of the 49ers got injured so they cut to commercial. My Dad commented that they were taking an "upotty" break.
I chuckled a little then immeadiatly thought of this subreddit.
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︎ Oct 14 2013
"Betcha the don't want a chiropractor as a head [NFL] coach."
"Why's that?"
"They'd be making to much adjustments."
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︎ Jan 04 2014
The NFL has this obscure rule where players arenβt allowed to own pet ducks.
Itβs considered to be a personal fowl.
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︎ Jan 26 2019
TIL: Players in the NBA or the NFL are not allowed to have a chicken as a pet.
It is considered as a personal fowl.
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