Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything.
I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,
I told my son NOT to download any microbiology text books.
He just did and now we have like 40 viruses on our computer.
I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...
...but I can’t use it, it’s still syncing.
You cant download the film 'The Cold'
Today I downloaded a vampire movie
Upload laxatives, get a download
WARNING! Your PC isn't protected and you are susceptible to Trojans!
Download GREEK Protector today!
Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download “Come Sail Away” or “Satisfaction” on ITunes. “Turn, Turn, Turn” is perfectly fine however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
So I just downloaded Reddit...
It’s a fun app, I definitely don’t regreddit.
I went to go download the Communist Manifesto on Audible
...but the reviews said it's only good on paper
Do you know which singer has had the most of their music illegally downloaded?
What do you get if you download Microsoft word multiple times
I told my sister she needed to download the reddit app
Said she would never regreddit
So I just downloaded a copy of the Queen movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think it was filmed in the theatre though as I see a little silhouetto of a man...
Downloaded a pirated copy of the Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is really bad though. Low res. Dark. Blurry.
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Why is it impossible to download a banana from Torrents?
I downloaded the music of the film Titanic
What dose a console/pc say when you download a game?
It’s a hot day I’m overheating,
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
I just illegally downloaded the first five books of the Hebrew scripture.
I’ve found a great way to solve my insomnia. I just download an app.
Moses was an amazing technological innovator
He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.
What do you call a mint that downloads twitch streams?
I've downloaded a software that simulates a criminal court.
I accidentally downloaded the Square app for store owners instead of the one for personal use
My dad- "You had no business signing up for that."
My friends secretly downloaded a 700MB exe file into my laptop.
I think it's a huge setup.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
Just downloaded a habit tracker
PSA: Do NOT download any text books about pandemics.
My son did and now he has a bunch of viruses on his computer.
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait. I can explain everything!
‘I’m arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!’
‘Wait! I can explain everything!’
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Man: Wait, I can explain everything!
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Me: Wait, I can explain everything!
Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
Officer "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Me ,"No, wait. I can explain everything!"
Cop: you’re under arrest for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia.
Me: wait, officer, I can explain everything!
Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download “Come Sail Away” or “Satisfaction”. It’s perfectly safe to download “Turn, Turn, Turn”
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but Byrds will never hurt you.
“You are under arrest for downloading the whole of Wikipedia!”
“Wait, I can explain everything.”
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