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Antivirus Puns

A list of puns related to "Antivirus"

You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring

But it's really quite vaccinating

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👤︎ u/tapobu
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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What's Blackbeard's favourite antivirus?

Avast!

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👤︎ u/peruserprecurer
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Microsoft reeeeally missed an opportunity when they didn't call their antivirus "Windows Cleaner"

...just sayin

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👤︎ u/i_pee_in_the_sink
📅︎ Jul 04 2014
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What's a pirate's favorite antivirus?

Avast

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👤︎ u/dualtohex
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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I just pirated some antivirus software

Avast: Ye Matey Edition

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👤︎ u/K3R3G3
📅︎ Sep 26 2014
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I invented the cure for Covid, it's made of my own breed of coffee.

I call it the Mcafee antivirus

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👤︎ u/Aglaz
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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CDC should hire more IT people

so they can install antivirus for everyone

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👤︎ u/JoshWithaQ
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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