There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.

It's called,Cash in the Addict.

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👤︎ u/Rossco1874
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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Something fishy about the tag line of this BBC News article...
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📅︎ Aug 18 2017
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The BBC say that new royal baby's name will be announced in due course.

That's a terrible name.

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BBC is rumored to be working on a new sequel/prequel series to Doctor Who.

It's titled Nurse What.

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📅︎ May 31 2015
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2 cats in New York test pawsitive for Coronavirus
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Woman asks why 20,000 Bees swarm over her car...

"I did ask 'why pick on my car?' but my husband, who is a bit of a joker, said it was because of all the Bee Gees CDs in the car."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-40252990

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📅︎ Jun 13 2017
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My father comes out with crap all the time, but this one is something else.

'Did you hear about that shooting in Hounslow? Yeah, they closed the shop and everything: some guy had a starter pistol and was threatening to shoot everyone.'
<the sound of my mother and me shocked and putting on BBC News>
'The police said it was race related.'

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👤︎ u/wcrp73
📅︎ Sep 18 2015
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Dad joke from the BBC.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-29443728

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New road in Iceland to be halted citing concern for elf habitats.

I was reading through current articles of world news today and came across this relatively lighthearted article. My Father's response made it even better.

Iceland will halt construction of a new road as they have received concerns about the safety of elf habitats.

My father determined that the department responsible for this decision was the "Department of Elf and Safety".

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27907358

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👤︎ u/calum231
📅︎ Jun 21 2014
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"Where are the kids?"

I can't quite figure where this joke belongs, but it occurs in this one minute clip featuring a mountain lion. The answer this dad gives to his wife about where the kids are had me rolling:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33251042

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👤︎ u/jayjacks
📅︎ Jun 26 2015
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Canadian Prime Minister dad jokes in an official statement about finding ship that disappeared 160 years ago

"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29131757

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📅︎ Sep 10 2014
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Piranhas

Sister: You know, on BBC it said that scientists found a new type of piranha in Sweden.

General "oh really" "cool" "wow"

Dad: What did they call it, piranh-b?

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