I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.

They said, he doesn't count!

I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Why would a member of The Muppets be arrested?

For Kermitting a crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JLGoodwin1990
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.

Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I'm pretty sure that The Muppet Show is not unscripted

It always seems like someone is pulling the strings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCheezOtter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What was the name of that one promiscuous muppet that looked like Dracula?

You don’t know? Well, it’s the thot that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SylveonFrusciante
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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'To Morrow', from The Muppet Show youtube.com/watch?v=JEilP…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caligapiscis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2013
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If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....

He would be the Pastor of Muppets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proweld7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

About halfway!

Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blisspoint2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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How would Kermit and Ms Piggy get married?

Pastor of Muppets, pulling the strings...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PowerRaptor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said β€œthe muppet from Sesame Street”

They told me β€œhe doesn’t count!”. I replied β€œI assure you he does”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
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