I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
Why would a member of The Muppets be arrested?
For Kermitting a crime
The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.
Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."
I'm pretty sure that The Muppet Show is not unscripted
It always seems like someone is pulling the strings
What was the name of that one promiscuous muppet that looked like Dracula?
You don’t know? Well, it’s the thot that counts.
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
'To Morrow', from The Muppet Show youtube.com/watch?v=JEilP…
If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....
He would be the Pastor of Muppets
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
About halfway!
Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.
How would Kermit and Ms Piggy get married?
Pastor of Muppets, pulling the strings...
I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said “the muppet from Sesame Street”
They told me “he doesn’t count!”. I replied “I assure you he does”.
