My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.

I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.

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👤︎ u/salawm
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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What does every tickle me Elmo get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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👤︎ u/chascb123
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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St. Elmo’s fire 🔥
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👤︎ u/hb_rider1
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

2 test tickles.

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👤︎ u/TheTonz
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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How do you know if a Tickle Me Elmo works?

Give it a couple test-tickles!

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👤︎ u/Dasvott
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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It was my first day on the job at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. My boss gave me the easiest, but most important, job on the assembly line. After a few hours, my boss frantically ran to my station to check in on me. "Why are you so far behind? Why are marbles and thread scattered everywhere?"

"Sorry boss... I just can't keep up! You told me to give each Elmo two test tickles!"

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📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Elmo
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👤︎ u/fungwahbus
📅︎ Nov 22 2013
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is ticklish?

Give her a test tickle.

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👤︎ u/Zaxxonn26
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call a cactus that lives on Sesame Street?

Prickle me Elmo

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👤︎ u/duckparrot
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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My daughter (2.5yo)

My daughter and I just a few minutes ago. It was adorable, needless to say.

>Me: What do you wanna watch, horseys (MLP) or Elmo World (Sesame Street actually)?

>uh-huh

>Elmo World or horseys?

>uh-huh

>Elmo World?

>uh-huh

>or horseys?

>uh-huh

>Kiddo, you can only choose one!

>One! ^holds ^up ^one ^finger

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📅︎ Dec 30 2016
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My dad said this one to me the other day...

Dad: "You know those tickle-me-elmo dolls they sell at toy stores?"

Me: "Yeah I've seen them, why?"

Dad: "Well, did you know that before they leave the warehouse, each doll gets two test tickles?"

Me: "Um, that's weird....ohhhh" facepalms and walks away

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👤︎ u/YooHoss
📅︎ May 28 2015
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The nuttiest Dad joke I know.

What is the last thing a Tickle Me Elmo is given before it leaves the factory?

Test tickles!

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👤︎ u/batman1285
📅︎ Apr 27 2014
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Before each Elmo doll leaves the factory ....

... it receives two test tickles.

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👤︎ u/timoth3y
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me-Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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👤︎ u/lemonstixx
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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👤︎ u/Andyh10s
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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What's the last thing Tickle me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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Before every Tickle-Me-Elmo leaves the factory...

it gets a test tickle.

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👤︎ u/monark_06
📅︎ Sep 05 2016
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What is the last thing Tickle-Me-Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two Test Tickles

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👤︎ u/TheBeerded
📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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