Two sesame seeds have escaped prison and are believed to be hiding out on top of some bread.

Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pudenator
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I'm allergic to sesame seeds, so back in Year 3 at primary school, people would tell this joke:

What show is Dec allergic to?

Sesame Street!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I made this crazy paste out of sesame seeds, it was so good I nearly ate all of it

Don’t worry I still have a tahini bit left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowcoma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My kids asked me why sesame seeds are on burger buns.

I replied,

β€œWell actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, they’ve been on a roll.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

He was on a roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahydron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Because he has sesame seed buns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheekycamo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Know how to find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Look for the sesame seed buns.

A dad joke courtesy of my 84 year old grandma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidgetMonkey2go
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2015
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Some nice dad jokes at Benihana last night

I was looking forward to all the dad jokes at Benihana last night, and I was not disappointed! (Also, epic onion volcano!)

  • Our chef says "Who wants egg roll?" and then rolls an egg across the cooking surface.

  • When the chef added butter to the cooking vegetables, he threw his bowl of butter into the air a couple times and said "Look! Butterfly!"

  • While prepping the shrimp, he put all the tails on his spatula and asked the 6-year-old at the table "You ordered just tail, right?"

  • He put one sesame seed on his spatula, showed it to the 6-year-old and said "Japanese diet!"

  • Our chef checks with everyone who ordered steak to see how they want it cooked, then says to the people who ordered chicken "For chicken, everyone want rare?" and then he laughed when one of the girls at the table got really confused.

I'm sure there were more that I can't remember once the sake kicked in.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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