Seedless Puns

A list of puns related to "Seedless"

Why were the two seedless Dates standing side by side so angry?

They were pitted against one another

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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Why didn't the melon want to get married?

Because it cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/ninjap0_0pface
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape

Breathe idiot, breathe!

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👤︎ u/five_cylinder_frank
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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After preparing my garden today, I realized my bag of seeds was eaten by squirrels.

Seedless to say, I won't be planting anything tomorrow.

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👤︎ u/The1hangingchad
📅︎ May 07 2018
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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern

With a pumpkin patch

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👤︎ u/NomadicVagrant
📅︎ Oct 07 2016
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