We cantaloupe
"Man, that was so meloncholy"
Why is it i shop at Wholefoods and see this?
Because they cantaloupe
They’re seedy
We should have earthmelons, airmelons and firemelons and we should call them the elemelons!
It’s seedy.
but it's literally 50%
Frankinrind
Her parents said she cantaloupe.
You butternut squash me.
it is always very seedy.
Melancholy.
The watermelon replies "I love you but you know we're cousins, that means we cantaloupe"
Me: Of course you can have some water, but my name's not Melon.
Because his wife cantelope
Post Melon
Because they Cantelope...
She called them the fruits of her labor.
Because they Cantaloupe!
Watermelanin
...because they cantaloupe.
The four elemelons.
My wife says "Be careful, there may be the odd seed in there." I quickly asked back "Are there any even seeds in here?" I had to repeat myself 3 times before I got the biggest eye roll ever. Meanwhile, I was on the floor laughing.
Friend: I've been having lots of dehydrated fruits lately. Did you know they make dehydrated watermelons?
Me: Does that mean it becomes just melons?
Friend: -.-
John Cougar Meloncamp.
I told her it would taste like Watermelon.
They cantaloupe.
Becuase they cantaloupe...
