Soy milk Puns

"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

... is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.

Me: "It's growing on me, too."

important, my family speaks Spanish

After my school's Christmas concert, I went out to eat with my family. They were asking me about some people who were announced for having made it into the All-State Band and Orchestra, one of which was a string bass player (contrabajo in Spanish).

I told them: "Si... Ella toca contrabajo. (Yes... She plays string bass.)"

And my dad replies: "¿Pues si toca con trabajo, porque la aceptaron? (Well if she plays with difficulty, why did they accept her?)"

TL;DR: Contrabajo = string bass, con trabajo = with difficulty

Soy Milk

Walked into the kitchen to hear my dad talking to himself. Realized I caught him mid conversation with a carton of soy milk.

Soy Milk: nothing it's soy milk.

Dad: Hola milk. ¡Soy Dad!

Three food items are having a conversation at a bar.

The first one says "Soy milk."

The second one says "Hola! Soy sauce."

The third one says "Hola, mis amigos! Soy beans."

To preface, we work at a coffee shop. A somewhat picky customer comes up and orders a 16 ounce chai tea latte, with soy milk. My coworker tells me all of this, and that the customer would like the drink at exactly 140°F. I make the drink, and call it out to be picked up: "16 ounce soy milk chai!"

My coworker comes over and says, "Hopefully she likes it, I've had to remake her drink a couple times before." I replied with:

"Well I certainly chai-ed soy hard when I made it."

Eye rolling and groans all around while I grinned ear to ear.

Getting something from the linen closet next to the bathroom, overheard 13yo stepdaughter talking to the missus about some moisturiser or something, "This is so good!".

Stuck my head in and asked, "Made of soy milk, is it?".

Two second pause, missus says "Don't worry - it's just another stupid dad joke.", followed by a pair of groans and a hand towel thrown at my head as I disappear again.

As I put the milk into the basket my bilingual dad picks it up.

"Hmm soy milk. Nice to meet you, milk, soy Dad!"

"What would you like to drink...?"

"Soy Milk"

"Hola Milk, me llamo Pierce"

Maybe Soy Milk is just plain milk introducing it self in Spanish. Yo soy milk

Hola milk, soy dad.

¡Hola milk! Soy dad.

...is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish.

Heard this one today. "What if soy milk was just milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

He said, "Soy milk!"

I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

Son: Soy milk.

Dad: Hola milk, soy es tu padre.

He said, "Soy milk!"

I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

He said, "Soy milk!"

I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

Son: Soy Milk

Hola Milk. Soy Padre

Son: “Soy milk.” Dad: “Hola milk, soy es tu patre.”

Soy milk.

Hola Milk, soy Padre.

soy milk

Soy milk

Son: Soy milk. Why? Dad: Hola Milk, soy est tú Padre!

Soy milk

Son: soy milk

Dad: hola milk, soy tu padre

Son: Soy-milk

Father: Hola milk, soy tu padre

Son walks up to his dad. Son:Hey dad I need some milk Dad: What kind of milk? Son: You know i'm lactose intolerant, soy milk. Dad: Hola milk, soy tu padre.

>Hey there son, whatcha got there?

Soy milk.

>Hola milk, soy tu padre.

"What'r you drinking?"

"Soy milk."

"Hola milk, yo soy padre."

dad: whaddya got there, son

son: soy milk

dad: hola milk, soy tu padre

"Soy milk."

"Hola milk. Soy es tu padre.