Composite Puns

Sketchy looking guy

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

Because it barium

So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

I said: I bet it contains a lot of hisssstidines.

One turns to the other and says "what kind of music are you into?"

The other one replies "I'm a big metal fan"

The husband suggested composite materials. Meanwhile the wife took him for granite

Drove past a pub called 'The Black Prince'

Dad: 'Hey did you know that pub's named after a really terrible photographer?'

So my daughter was filling out a form that was asking if she has left the country recently. Well, technically she has. She took a canoe trip over the border into a wilderness area.

I told her that since she didn't go to any populated areas or contact any wildlife that she could just say no. She argued and said "Well, i mean i did come into contact with Canadian water and land."

I said, "Well, that's different. You know Canadian water has a different chemical composition, right?"

She just looked at me.

"Yeah, it's H2O A?"