Whenever I see one of those police composite drawings Iโ€™m like woah

Sketchy looking guy

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DenverCav0
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We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15 2020
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Did you know that the chemical composition of snow changes from "H2O" to "Ba" when it covers your car?

Because it barium

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sarah_Haze
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09 2020
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NASAโ€™s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Marsโ€™ soil composition and about whatโ€™s underneath the surface of Mars..

So technically, Insightโ€™s purpose is to give us insight about whatโ€™s not IN SIGHT

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RLU763
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27 2018
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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hsdad
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Reading a paper looking at the difference between limb development in snakes & mammals someone asked what the composition of the snake genome is

I said: I bet it contains a lot of hisssstidines.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/turtle_flu
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Two wind turbines in a field

One turns to the other and says "what kind of music are you into?"

The other one replies "I'm a big metal fan"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bigmeepslarryhoova
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09 2019
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A husband and wife go to a hardware store looking for new countertops

The husband suggested composite materials. Meanwhile the wife took him for granite

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RadioactivUnderpants
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22 2019
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Took Me a While

Drove past a pub called 'The Black Prince'

Dad: 'Hey did you know that pub's named after a really terrible photographer?'

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/oxbels
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21 2014
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Canadian Water

So my daughter was filling out a form that was asking if she has left the country recently. Well, technically she has. She took a canoe trip over the border into a wilderness area.

I told her that since she didn't go to any populated areas or contact any wildlife that she could just say no. She argued and said "Well, i mean i did come into contact with Canadian water and land."

I said, "Well, that's different. You know Canadian water has a different chemical composition, right?"

She just looked at me.

"Yeah, it's H2O A?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrFurrypants
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