For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
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︎ May 25 2020
My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex
He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex
The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.
Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building.
Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.
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︎ May 10 2020
I have a bad inferiority complex,
but it's not a very good one.
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︎ May 13 2020
My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".
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︎ Jun 07 2020
what do you say to someone with Oedipus complex who curses to much?
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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︎ May 25 2020
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
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︎ May 23 2020
Little moonlet has an inferiority complex
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
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︎ May 21 2020
Math puns!
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex
Because they were not tenants.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly itβs been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
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︎ Apr 10 2020
What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...
.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?
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︎ Jan 16 2020
My grandfather was an entertainer in a belt factory.
Heβd walk from one area to the next, telling stories and jokes which built upon each other. Week after week, he kept the line workers entertained with his complex jokes. One day, he was fired when he forgot the hole punch line.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Did you hear about the guy with an untreatable case of Napoleon Complex?
He could never bring himself to see a shrink.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
My superiority complex is way better than yours
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︎ Oct 20 2019
My friend lives in a complex home...
His apartment is pretty nice.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What kind of person has an apartment complex full of dogs?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Any church is technically a god complex.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
What is orange and yells βIβm an orange, Iβm an orange!β?
A tangerine with a superiority complex.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?
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︎ Sep 20 2019
I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities
It's a complex complex complex
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Iβve had a Napoleon Complex ever since I was little
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︎ Apr 30 2019
I live in a complex building...
No point explaining, it's complicated
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︎ May 12 2019
As a weighmaster, I like to have complex philosophical discussions.
Unfortunately, I'm surrounded by simple tons.
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︎ May 16 2019
My apartment complex issues frog-shaped parking stickers to its residents
Because all others will be toad
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︎ Mar 15 2019
If you see a chick changing out the locks or cleaning out the pool at an apartment complex, NEVER give her a joint.
Nobody like high maintenance women.
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︎ Apr 21 2019
My Uncle had an indoor pumpkin farm.
He had a real gourd complex.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body
1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brainβs complexity
2: youβre wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one
3: youβre both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldnβt be adjacent.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Everyone's IQ is a complex number
It has a) a real part and b) an imaginary part: a+bi
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︎ Apr 10 2018
I wanted a job I could do while stoned, so I got one as a handyman at an apartment complex.
Now I'm high maintenance.
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︎ Apr 25 2018
The maintenance staff at my apartment complex left me popcorn to say that they completed my service request while I was out.
imgur.com/GAiToyX
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︎ Sep 21 2017
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Relativity is too complex for me
I can't figure out if he's my uncle or cousin, but he definetly makes time go by faster
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︎ Jun 20 2018
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︎ May 22 2015
Did you hear how big the golf complex being built will be?
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︎ May 18 2017
What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?
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︎ Oct 21 2014
Apartment complex was filling up the pool.
Me, "how much water are they gonna put in there!? You can't even read the footage!"
Friend's sister, "you don't read footage, you watch it."
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︎ Aug 30 2016
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldnβt bother question 8Dβs children about what they saw, since theyβre too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9Dβs kids will remember.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
Developing a Complex
Me-"Is my neck really that big " in reference to a drawing my friend did of me.
Mom- be careful or you are going to develop a complex
Dad- in passing says, "develop a duplex and we can live together."
Mom and I- sigh and eye roll.
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︎ Jan 04 2016
I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings
I have a complex complex complex
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I have a fear of overly complicated buildings
I have a complex complex complex
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I have an inferiority complex...
β¦.but it's not a very good one.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.
I have a complex complex complex.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Iβve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
Itβs a complex complex complex.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Iβve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
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