TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
They demolished an abandoned industrial complex near me recently and now I can't smell.
They must have destroyed my old factory senses.
My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex
He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex
The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.
Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building.
Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.
I have a bad inferiority complex,
but it's not a very good one.
My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".
what do you say to someone with Oedipus complex who curses to much?
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
Little moonlet has an inferiority complex
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
I have a constant urge to eat my mother’s pot brownies...
I think I’ve developed an edible complex.
Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex
Because they were not tenants.
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly it’s been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...
.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?
Did you hear about the guy with an untreatable case of Napoleon Complex?
He could never bring himself to see a shrink.
What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?
My grandfather was an entertainer in a belt factory.
He’d walk from one area to the next, telling stories and jokes which built upon each other. Week after week, he kept the line workers entertained with his complex jokes. One day, he was fired when he forgot the hole punch line.
My superiority complex is way better than yours
My friend lives in a complex home...
His apartment is pretty nice.
What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?
What kind of person has an apartment complex full of dogs?
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
Any church is technically a god complex.
After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?
What is orange and yells ‘I’m an orange, I’m an orange!’?
A tangerine with a superiority complex.
I’ve had a Napoleon Complex ever since I was little
I live in a complex building...
No point explaining, it's complicated
As a weighmaster, I like to have complex philosophical discussions.
Unfortunately, I'm surrounded by simple tons.
My apartment complex issues frog-shaped parking stickers to its residents
Because all others will be toad
If you see a chick changing out the locks or cleaning out the pool at an apartment complex, NEVER give her a joint.
Nobody like high maintenance women.
Everyone's IQ is a complex number
It has a) a real part and b) an imaginary part: a+bi
My Uncle had an indoor pumpkin farm.
He had a real gourd complex.
I wanted a job I could do while stoned, so I got one as a handyman at an apartment complex.
Now I'm high maintenance.
The maintenance staff at my apartment complex left me popcorn to say that they completed my service request while I was out.
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Relativity is too complex for me
I can't figure out if he's my uncle or cousin, but he definetly makes time go by faster
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body
1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity
2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one
3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.
Did you hear how big the golf complex being built will be?
What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?
I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings
I have a complex complex complex
I have a fear of overly complicated buildings
I have a complex complex complex
I have an inferiority complex...
….but it's not a very good one.
I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.
I have a complex complex complex.
I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities
It's a complex complex complex
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It’s a complex complex complex.
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
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