TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.

It was an AL Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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They demolished an abandoned industrial complex near me recently and now I can't smell.

They must have destroyed my old factory senses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex

He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex

The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.

Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building. Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I have a bad inferiority complex,

but it's not a very good one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".

It's complicated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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what do you say to someone with Oedipus complex who curses to much?

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aggeliki04
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...

It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Little moonlet has an inferiority complex
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..

I can solve a problem like Maria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.

"Ode no!" I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Math puns!
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I have a constant urge to eat my mother’s pot brownies...

I think I’ve developed an edible complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex

Because they were not tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyStar1991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly it’s been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:

Pair of dice, LOST.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaypuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...

.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumthumsinaction
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Did you hear about the guy with an untreatable case of Napoleon Complex?

He could never bring himself to see a shrink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliot91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?

An edifice complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Toe_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My grandfather was an entertainer in a belt factory.

He’d walk from one area to the next, telling stories and jokes which built upon each other. Week after week, he kept the line workers entertained with his complex jokes. One day, he was fired when he forgot the hole punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eruditeredditor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My superiority complex is way better than yours
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend lives in a complex home...

His apartment is pretty nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?

Umami!

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What kind of person has an apartment complex full of dogs?

A dyslexic narcissist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Any church is technically a god complex.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4xP0w3r_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?

Get off me homes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmoore2211
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What is orange and yells β€˜I’m an orange, I’m an orange!’?

A tangerine with a superiority complex.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I’ve had a Napoleon Complex ever since I was little
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theedandy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I live in a complex building...

No point explaining, it's complicated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchlonkyKong
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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As a weighmaster, I like to have complex philosophical discussions.

Unfortunately, I'm surrounded by simple tons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocDerz
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My apartment complex issues frog-shaped parking stickers to its residents

Because all others will be toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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If you see a chick changing out the locks or cleaning out the pool at an apartment complex, NEVER give her a joint.

Nobody like high maintenance women.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate4761
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Everyone's IQ is a complex number

It has a) a real part and b) an imaginary part: a+bi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatGuy4096
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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My Uncle had an indoor pumpkin farm.

He had a real gourd complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ska_For_Brains
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I wanted a job I could do while stoned, so I got one as a handyman at an apartment complex.

Now I'm high maintenance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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The maintenance staff at my apartment complex left me popcorn to say that they completed my service request while I was out. imgur.com/GAiToyX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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Relativity is too complex for me

I can't figure out if he's my uncle or cousin, but he definetly makes time go by faster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frumpydolphin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body

1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity

2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one

3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstharothaZe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Saw this ad on Reddit. Complex or not, I bet his life sucks... imgur.com/gallery/IwgTH80…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OptimistClimb
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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Did you hear how big the golf complex being built will be?

It's fore stories.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krumm
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?

An Al Gore-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImurderREALITY
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I have a fear of overly complicated buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenoblegoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I have an inferiority complex...

….but it's not a very good one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities

It's a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It’s a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peachyfluf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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