Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
(Mother in law who is a teacher told me this)
All these puns are
Much much me me me me handle handle
How do you make a milkshake?
Tell the cow a scary story.
Just got hired at KFC to do some gene editing on their chicken
They want it CRISPR
I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Bullets don't kill
It's the speed that does
My two-year old's first dad joke!
Him: "Mommy, I want cookie!"
Mommy: "Can you say please?"
Him: "Yes."
#prouddadtears
Edit Sorry for the messed up hyphen in the title.
