Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
Khanman
you need to stew on 'em a little bit, you can't just russet.
Whenever someone would say that I looked like my dad he would always say "thank you but he must get his brains from his mother, because I still have mine."
More birds on that side.
We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrick’s Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.
He said, "I want a gaming mouse, dad."
"That might be tricky," I told him.
"Why?" he asked.
I said, "Well, I'm not sure rodents like video games."
I asked him, "Can you tell me what it's all about, existence and all that?" His eyes looked up at me, from underneath his bushy brows. Solemnly he said, "That is is a tricky question, but you should go work in an aquarium. "I was confused. "An aquarium, why is that?" "Because then you will have porpoise in life."
Our toddler is learning about opposites, but some concepts are proving trickier than others.
My wife: "I just don't understand why he can't tell the difference between a fork and a spoon."
Me: "it's a tricky distinction. Just give him some tine."
