People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same
...but really, thereβs a whole world of differences between them.
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οΈ Dec 16 2020
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
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οΈ Dec 12 2020
Why do Birds Fly South?
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οΈ Nov 06 2020
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
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οΈ Nov 08 2020
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
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οΈ Dec 15 2020
The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter
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οΈ Nov 24 2020
TIL about the 1860's guano wars in South America.
They were bat shit crazy.
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οΈ Nov 18 2020
I donβt like discussing North and South in polite company.
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
Goddamn those big game hunters
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
What is a South Asians favorite kind of Dish?
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οΈ Nov 15 2020
Where do South American frogs live?
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οΈ Sep 17 2020
How many people live in South America?
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οΈ Nov 06 2020
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
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οΈ Oct 27 2020
What do you call a polar bear that faces North and a polar bear that faces South?
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οΈ Sep 12 2020
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
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οΈ Jul 08 2020
Apparently someone gets stabbed every 48 seconds in South London.
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οΈ Sep 10 2020
Apparently a town in South Wales is having greater lockdown restrictions imposed on it....
.....and it wouldn't have happened if people there had done things more Caerphilly.
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οΈ Sep 07 2020
My girlfriend told me that she was worried she was turning into a costal area at the southwestern tip of the Gower Peninsula in south Wales. I said to her...
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οΈ Sep 16 2020
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
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οΈ Aug 04 2020
I asked my South African buddy if he knew how to make beer.
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οΈ Jul 28 2020
I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America
Because you're looking a little chilly
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οΈ Jul 21 2020
How do South Americans get around in the air?
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οΈ Jul 14 2020
A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.
Heβs a Seoul proprietor.
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οΈ May 18 2020
What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?
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οΈ Jun 17 2020
I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...
Because Missouri loves company.
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οΈ May 26 2020
What would polar bears be called if they lived in the south poles?
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οΈ Jun 22 2020
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
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οΈ May 16 2020
Do you know how many South Americans speak Portuguese?
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οΈ May 16 2020
Which wayβs south again?
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οΈ Apr 08 2020
Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?
He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures
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οΈ Mar 22 2020
If The Beauty and the Beast took place in America, "Beauty" would have to be from the South
Because she's a Southern Belle
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οΈ May 13 2020
There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capital
The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.
After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.
"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.
She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"
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οΈ Dec 13 2019
Moving Down South
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οΈ Feb 08 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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οΈ Nov 08 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter
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οΈ Sep 07 2020
Why Do Birds Fly South?
Because it's too far to walk!
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οΈ Jun 07 2020
Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?
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οΈ Apr 21 2020
Why do swallows fly south in winter?
Because it is too far to walk
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οΈ May 23 2020
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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οΈ Jan 05 2020
How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?
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οΈ Dec 05 2019
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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οΈ Mar 08 2020
What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?
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οΈ Mar 03 2020
Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?
He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures
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οΈ Mar 22 2020
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
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οΈ Mar 12 2020
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