Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!

β€œIt’s about high time,” commented the union representative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSdabeast
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What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?

Big Ben Dover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
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A pail o' puns!

1. What is the most important drink in life?

Vitali-tea.

2. What do you call an uptight man with wet tapestry?

A wet blanket with a wet blanket.

3. Describe an uptight man with an erection holding an alcoholic beverage.

A stiff with a stiff with a stiff.

4. What do you call introverted window blinds?

A shutter-in.

5. What do you call an uncooked deer cookie?

Dat doe dough 'dough.

6. What do you call a plant's religion?

Agri-culture.

7. What do you call a football players' phone charger?

A Charger's phone charger.

8. What do you call a clock tower striking twelve?

High noon.

That's all I got.

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